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If You Missed It 5/12/2010

If you missed The Morning Rokit this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her.
    Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
    “Oh my, I am so sorry,” the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. “Let me buy you dessert to make it up to you.”
    They enjoy a wonderful dessert together, and afterwards, the woman invites him to the theater followed by drinks. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place and stay for breakfast the next morning.
    The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! Everything has been incredible! “You know,” he said, “you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?”
    “No,” she replies, “you just happened to catch my eye.”
 
Dumbass Of The Day

Today’s FTW
Lois J. Harvey, 40, who handed a robbery note to a teller at a Columbus Ohio bank while an off-duty Columbus police officer in full uniform stood in line right behind her. The teller looked at the note and told Harvey she couldn’t read it. Frustrated, she tried to explain the note to the teller. Then she noticed the officer, who was in the bank to make a deposit. Harvey grabbed the note and left the bank. The officer, not realizing what was happening, stepped up to the teller and was told about the attempted robbery. The officer left the bank and caught up to Harvey, who then tried to eat the note. She was arrested and coughed up the note on the sidewalk.

    The man who dressed up as Snoopy and tried to break into a prison to help a family member break out.  Unfortunately, he was captured, so the water pistol he was toting was of no help … and he was in the wrong prison.  

    Eugene A. Singleton, 57, who allowed his 9-year-old daughter to drive the family minivan around the mall parking lot under his supervision, and ended up in an accident. When officers arrived on the mall, they found that Singleton had driven to the mall with his wife, Sabrina Singleton, 31, and their two children, ages 9 and 7. While Sabrina Singleton went into the mall to shop, Eugene Singleton allowed his 9-year-old daughter to drive.   Eugene A. Singleton was arrested for driving while intoxicated, reckless endangerment and endangering the welfare of a child.

    25-year-old Xiao Chen, who got stuck waist-deep in the mud while swimming.  But, even though he had a cell phone with him, he was too embarrassed to call for help, so he struggled for four hours trying to free himself until he finally asked some nearby fishermen for help.  They called the fire department, which spent another 7 hours trying to pull him from the mud.  He would have been freed much sooner if he had just agreed to take off his pants… but he was too embarrassed to do that.

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Other stuff for 5/12/10

Yum!

Update on the Vermillion Mayor Candidate

Awesome, just awesome

Concert Cast For Friday May 14th

Babe Of The Day

Anna Friel
Holly~Land Of The Lost 2009

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*Saturday we’ve got new music from Korn, American Bang and It’s Alive! Catch it in Rusty’s Rev It Up and Rock Show from 10 to Midnight only on 94.1 The Rock and on-line at HubCityRadio.com!

*12 Days!  94.1 The Rock & Jade Presents bring you Puddle Of Mudd, Adelitas Way & Downplay May 24th, Ramkota Convention Center.  Tickets are on sale NOW for $27 CASH ONLY at our studios on South highway 281 or at CD Exchange.  You can also get your tickets by clicking HERE.

*How would you like to win a back yard BBQ with myself & Rusty & 20 of your closest friends? Stop dreaming and make it happen by registering online at hubcityradio.com! Each weekday in May we’ll draw one name and announce it.  That person will then have 10 minutes to call in.  If they do, their name will go into the drawing at the end of May. If your the winner Rusty and I will come to your house, bring the grill, food, cooler & drinks, even a fireworks package and leave it all behind for you to keep. Register online today by clicking HERE.

Brent & Rusty’s Backyard BBQ is brought to you by: Unclaimed Freight Furniture, Hot Rocket Fireworks, South C Convenience Store, Dakota Hot Tubs, Airport Cafe and Travel Center, Pepsi and Jacob’s Family Dentistry

*94.1 The Rock, Pepper Entertainment & The Aberdeen Downtown Association present:  Saliva with Shaman’s Harvest and others, coming to the 2010 Great Aberdeen Pigout July 10th.  Tickets are $10 for one day of the Pigout or $15 for both days.  You can get tickets in advance by clicking HERE, CD Exchange, Pauer Sound & the Aberdeen Downtown Assoc office or you can get them at the gate.  For the full list of bands coming to the Pigout visit their website by clicking HERE.

*Hey race fans, Hub City Radio has a NASCAR trip you can’t miss out on! We’re taking a bus to the Kansas Speedway October 1 through the 3 for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series and NASCAR Nationwide Series races. Ticket packages start at $619 and include motorcoach transportation, 2 nights lodging with breakfast, tickets to the races and more! For complete details check out hubcityradio.com or call and reserve your spot by calling the Hub City Radio offices at 229-3632 open Monday through Friday 8am till 5pm.

*Remember what it was like to play kickball when you were a kid? Well, get a team together and have some fun June 19th at Wylie Park for Hub City Radio’s 1st Annual Adult Co-Ed Kickball Tournament. It will be a a double elimination tournament Saturday June 19th at Wylie Park. Teams of 12 are wanted. Cost is just $120 per team. If you’re interested please call us at 229-3632.

*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm.  For one full hour you guys control the rock.  Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in!

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am.  You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery.  The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!

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Concert Connection
For tickets, check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com.

FRIDAY! – Seasons After, Janus, Red, Lacuna Coil, Five Finger Death Punch, Drowning Pool, Seether & Three Days Grace – Husets Speedway, Brandon, SD
May 24th – Puddle Of Mudd with Adelitas Way & Downplay– Ramkota Convention Center, Aberdeen, SD
May 30th – The Unite & Fight Tour with Flyleaf, 10 Years & Fair To Midland – Ramkota Exibit Hall, Sioux Falls, SD
July 10th- Saliva with Shaman’s Harvest and others – Great Aberdeen Pigout, Aberdeen, SD

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