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If You Missed It 5/5/10

I’ll be gone Thursday & Friday so Rusty will be filling in with the If You Missed It blog.  Check out his blog HERE

If you missed The Morning Rokit this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day

A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy.
The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she didn’t have any snails for this dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with the bucket she was handing him to gather some snails. Very grudgingly he agreed.
He took the bucket, walked out the door, down the steps, and out to the beach. As he was collecting the snails, he noticed a beautiful woman walking alongside the water just a little further down the beach. He kept thinking to himself “Wouldn’t it be great if she would even just come down and talk to me.” He went back to gathering the snails.
All of a sudden he looked up, and the beautiful woman was standing right over him. They got to talking, and she invited him back to her place.
They were at her apartment a ways down the beach, and they started messing around. It got so hot and heavy, that he was exhausted afterwards and passed out there.
At seven o’clock the next morning he woke up and exclaimed, “Oh no! My wife’s dinner party!”
He gathered all his clothes, put them on really quickly, grabbed his bucket, and ran out the door.
He ran down the beach all the way to his apartment. He ran up the stairs of his apartment. He was in such a hurry that when he got to the top of the stairs, he dropped the bucket of snails.
There were snails all down the stairs. The door opened just then, with a very angry wife standing in the door way wondering where he’s been all this time.
He looked at the snails on the steps, then he looked at her, then back at the snails and said – “Come on guys, we’re almost there!”

Dumbass Of The Day

A 28-year-old Snohomish, WA, man who stabbed another man and hid down the hole of a portable toilet. Deputies and a K-9 unit searched for the suspect until someone reported seeing him go into a portable toilet, but didn’t come back out. The suspect was found hiding in the portable toilet at a nearby elementary school playground. He was removed from the toilet and arrested.

Today’s FTW
61-year-old Dana Seaman, who took one last swig of alcohol while waiting to take a sobriety test. Sheriff’s deputies stopped Seaman after noticing his car swerve three times. Seaman said he’d been drinking and agreed to a sobriety test. But the deputy said he saw Seaman drink from a cup and toss it under the passenger seat before taking the test. Then Seaman refused a breath test. He was charged with DUI.

A 22-year-old man who told a female companion that he was going to spray some Armorall Tire Shine on a floor at a local Wal-Mart to make someone slip. The woman watched as he sprayed it on the floor and toss away the bottle. The prank worked and Emergency Medical Services had to be called to the scene because an innocent victim slipped and fell on the Tire Shine slick floor. According to the police department arrest report, he also stole a tube of Chapstick. God only knows what he planned to do with that.

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Other stuff for 5/5/10

50 hottest women in radio
What Conan was really thinking during his 60 Minutes interview
.  I wet myself watching this….
Jay Leno’s White House Correspondents Dinner remarks were taken from his “Tonight Show” monologues.  Check it out HERE.
GoldenEye Stand-Off
The best engine in the world

Babe Of The Day

Marisa Coughlan
Ursula~Super Troopers

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*Two In A Row, Two For The Show Three Days Grace is all this week on The Rock.  Be listening for back to back tracks from 3DG.  When you hear them, just be caller number 9 at the start of the SECOND track and you’ll score a pair of seats on The Rock Bus May 14th.

*THREE WEEKS AWAY!  94.1 The Rock & Jade Presents bring you Puddle Of Mudd, Adelitas Way & Downplay May 24th, Ramkota Convention Center.  Tickets are on sale NOW for $27 CASH ONLY at our studios on South highway 281 or at CD Exchange.  You can also get your tickets by clicking HERE.

*How would you like to win a back yard BBQ with myself & Rusty & 20 of your closest friends? Stop dreaming and make it happen by registering online at hubcityradio.com! Each weekday in May we’ll draw one name and announce it.  That person will then have 10 minutes to call in.  If they do, their name will go into the drawing at the end of May. If your the winner Rusty and I will come to your house, bring the grill, food, cooler & drinks, even a fireworks package and leave it all behind for you to keep. Register online today by clicking HERE.

Brent & Rusty’s Backyard BBQ is brought to you by: Unclaimed Freight Furniture, Hot Rocket Fireworks, South C Convenience Store, Dakota Hot Tubs, Airport Cafe and Travel Center, Pepsi and Jacob’s Family Dentistry

*94.1 The Rock, Pepper Entertainment & The Aberdeen Downtown Association present:  Saliva with Shaman’s Harvest and others, coming to the 2010 Great Aberdeen Pigout July 10th.  Tickets are $10 for one day of the Pigout or $15 for both days.  You can get tickets in advance by clicking HERE, CD Exchange, Pauer Sound & the Aberdeen Downtown Assoc office or you can get them at the gate.  For the full list of bands coming to the Pigout visit their website by clicking HERE.

*Hey race fans, Hub City Radio has a NASCAR trip you can’t miss out on! We’re taking a bus to the Kansas Speedway October 1 through the 3 for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series and NASCAR Nationwide Series races. Ticket packages start at $619 and include motorcoach transportation, 2 nights lodging with breakfast, tickets to the races and more! For complete details check out hubcityradio.com or call and reserve your spot by calling the Hub City Radio offices at 229-3632 open Monday through Friday 8am till 5pm.

*Remember what it was like to play kickball when you were a kid? Well, get a team together and have some fun June 19th at Wylie Park for Hub City Radio’s 1st Annual Adult Co-Ed Kickball Tournament. It will be a a double elimination tournament Saturday June 19th at Wylie Park. Teams of 12 are wanted. Cost is just $120 per team. If you’re interested please call us at 229-3632.

*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm.  For one full hour you guys control the rock.  Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in!

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am.  You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery.  The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!

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Concert Connection
For tickets, check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com.

May 14th – Seasons After, Janus, Red, Lacuna Coil, Five Finger Death Punch, Drowning Pool, Seether & Three Days Grace – Husets Speedway, Brandon, SD
May 24th – Puddle Of Mudd with Adelitas Way & Downplay– Ramkota Convention Center, Aberdeen, SD
May 30th – The Unite & Fight Tour with Flyleaf, 10 Years & Fair To Midland – Ramkota Exibit Hall, Sioux Falls, SD
July 10th- Saliva with Shaman’s Harvest and others – Great Aberdeen Pigout, Aberdeen, SD

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