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If You Missed It 5/4/10

~Happy birthday to Papa Nathaniel who turns 47 today~

If you missed The Morning Rokit this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day

An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
    When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches him and tells him, “You know, a pint starts going flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time.”
    The Irishman replies, “Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I’m here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we’d drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I drinks one for each o’ me brothers and one for me self.”
    The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
    The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three pints and drinks them in turn.
    One day, he comes in and orders two pints.
    All the other regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, “I don’t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss.”
    The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eye and he laughs.
    “Oh, no. Everyone’s fine,” He explains, “I joined the Mormon Church and I had to quit drinking.”

Dumbass Of The Day

Nicholas Trikilis, 44, who pleaded guilty to bigamy after his first wife saw his second wedding photo in a local newspaper. Trikilis forged divorce papers and married his second wife in 2008. His first wife saw a wedding photo he submitted to a local newspaper and reported him to police.

    Raymond A. Dryier, 40, who drove his car the wrong way on a busy highway … while drunk … and texting. Dryier disobeyed a traffic sign entering Route 59 in Aurora, Ill., and drove over the median before being pulled over. As the officer approached Dryier, he found the driver was texting on his phone.

Today’s FTW
    Melanie Shaker, who fell through the window of Fases Salon in a Chicago suburb after she became angry with her husband and lost her footing while trying to kick him. So what is she doing about it? She’s suing the salon, as well as a hospital that treated her claiming an employee stole her jewelry and Blackberry. The suit claims the salon’s plate glass window, located on a sidewalk “frequently traveled by intoxicated pedestrians,” is in violation of the City of Chicago’s building code because the defendants failed to replace the window with safety glass, which would prevent injuries from those coming into contact with it.

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Other stuff for 5/4/10

Hear Alex Trebek drop the F bomb  NSFW

XXX The Big Lebowski promo   Do I really need to say NSWF?

What Happened To Our Favorite ’90s Nickelodeon Stars?

25 hottest celeb Twitter photo’s  NSFW for guys strickly because you might start pointing

Signs you are a great parent

Party girls get shopped

Paddle faster, I hear banjo’s

THIS GUY has Vermillion’s college vote in the bag

ALWAYS tip your pizza delivery person

Phillies Fan Tasered

ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust

Bozo Criminal Of The Day

 From Kansas City, Missouri, comes the story of bozo Dwayne Miller who stole a semitrailer cab while wearing a superman cape. Cops were quickly on his trail and during the ensuing car chase the vehicle became stuck in the mud. Perhaps it was now that he thought the cape would come in handy, as he jumped out of the truck and tried to flee on foot. Cape or no, he wasn’t quick enough to outrun the cops. He’s under arrest.

Babe Of The Day

Anjelah Johnson
Comedian   Check her out HERE

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*Two In A Row, Two For The Show Three Days Grace is all this week on The Rock.  Be listening for back to back tracks from 3DG.  When you hear them, just be caller number 9 at the start of the SECOND track and you’ll score a pair of seats on The Rock Bus May 14th.

*THREE WEEKS AWAY!  94.1 The Rock & Jade Presents bring you Puddle Of Mudd, Adelitas Way & Downplay May 24th, Ramkota Convention Center.  Tickets are on sale NOW for $27 CASH ONLY at our studios on South highway 281 or at CD Exchange.  You can also get your tickets by clicking HERE.

*How would you like to win a back yard BBQ with myself & Rusty & 20 of your closest friends? Stop dreaming and make it happen by registering online at hubcityradio.com! Each weekday in May we’ll draw one name and announce it.  That person will then have 10 minutes to call in.  If they do, their name will go into the drawing at the end of May. If your the winner Rusty and I will come to your house, bring the grill, food, cooler & drinks, even a fireworks package and leave it all behind for you to keep. Register online today by clicking HERE.

Brent & Rusty’s Backyard BBQ is brought to you by: Unclaimed Freight Furniture, Hot Rocket Fireworks, South C Convenience Store, Dakota Hot Tubs, Airport Cafe and Travel Center, Pepsi and Jacob’s Family Dentistry

*94.1 The Rock, Pepper Entertainment & The Aberdeen Downtown Association present:  Saliva with Shaman’s Harvest and others, coming to the 2010 Great Aberdeen Pigout July 10th.  Tickets are $10 for one day of the Pigout or $15 for both days.  You can get tickets in advance by clicking HERE, CD Exchange, Pauer Sound & the Aberdeen Downtown Assoc office or you can get them at the gate.  For the full list of bands coming to the Pigout visit their website by clicking HERE.

*Hey race fans, Hub City Radio has a NASCAR trip you can’t miss out on! We’re taking a bus to the Kansas Speedway October 1 through the 3 for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series and NASCAR Nationwide Series races. Ticket packages start at $619 and include motorcoach transportation, 2 nights lodging with breakfast, tickets to the races and more! For complete details check out hubcityradio.com or call and reserve your spot by calling the Hub City Radio offices at 229-3632 open Monday through Friday 8am till 5pm.

*Remember what it was like to play kickball when you were a kid? Well, get a team together and have some fun June 19th at Wylie Park for Hub City Radio’s 1st Annual Adult Co-Ed Kickball Tournament. It will be a a double elimination tournament Saturday June 19th at Wylie Park. Teams of 12 are wanted. Cost is just $120 per team. If you’re interested please call us at 229-3632.

*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm.  For one full hour you guys control the rock.  Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in!

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am.  You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery.  The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!

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Concert Connection
For tickets, check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com.

May 14th – Seasons After, Janus, Red, Lacuna Coil, Five Finger Death Punch, Drowning Pool, Seether & Three Days Grace – Husets Speedway, Brandon, SD
May 24th – Puddle Of Mudd with Adelitas Way & Downplay– Ramkota Convention Center, Aberdeen, SD
May 30th – The Unite & Fight Tour with Flyleaf, 10 Years & Fair To Midland – Ramkota Exibit Hall, Sioux Falls, SD
July 10th- Saliva with Shaman’s Harvest and others – Great Aberdeen Pigout, Aberdeen, SD

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