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If You Missed it 5/3/10

Two In A Row, Two For The Show Three Days Grace is all this week on The Rock.  Be listening for back to back tracks from 3DG.  When you hear them, just be caller number 9 at the start of the SECOND track and you’ll score a pair of seats on The Rock Bus May 14th.

If you missed The Morning Rokit this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day

A woman hired a private investigator. She told him, “I gave up my twin sons for adoption eighteen years ago because I just couldn’t take care of them. I’ll do anything to find them.”
     The private investigator told her that he would find them both for $10,000.
     A few months later he called her up to tell her that he had found her sons. The woman was ecstatic.
     “How are they?” she asked.
     “They’re both doing wonderfully,” the investigator told her. “Your one son’s name is Juan. He is married and living in Spain. Your other son’s name is Imal. He lives in Turkey and manages a company.”
     “That’s great,” the woman replied. “Is there any way I can see them?”
     The private investigator took out a picture and handed it to the woman. “This is Juan,” he told her.
     The woman looked at the picture. “He’s beautiful,” she said. “Do you have a picture of my other son?”
     The investigator said he did not.
     “But I paid you $10,000,” the woman said. “I’d like to see both of my sons.”
     The private investigator replied, “But ma’am, they’re twins. When you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Imal.”

Dumbass Of The Day

An inmate in an Ohio state prison who was hospitalized and needed emergency surgery to remove a hot sauce bottle he apparently had inserted where the sun don’t shine. The injured inmate later acknowledged that he had not been assaulted, but on his own had inserted the hot sauce bottle. Surgery was required to remove the bottle and the inmate was hospitalized and was treated in the intensive-care unit. A spokesperson said the state won’t know the total cost until all medical bills are submitted. Yes, it’ll be paid for with tax dollars.

Today’s FTW
    Floyd Francis, 23, who put a Wal-Mart bag on his head, walked to the counter of a bank and gave the teller a note. He then took the bag off his head and gave it to the teller to put the cash in. He was apprehended by an 62 year-old off-duty security guard a short time later.

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Other stuff for 5/3/10

Bozo Criminal Of The Day

Bozo criminal for today comes from Conningham, Australia where bozo Nicholas Trent was a newlywed. And a very proud newlywed at that. Proud enough that he submitted a wedding announcement and picture to the local newspaper. Which would have been a find idea except for one thing. Our bozo was already married to someone else. And that someone else happened to be reading the paper and noticed the picture. She called the cops and loverboy is now under arrest for bigamy.

Babe Of The Day

Emma Caulfield
Anya – Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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*THREE WEEKS AWAY!  94.1 The Rock & Jade Presents bring you Puddle Of Mudd, Adelitas Way & Downplay May 24th, Ramkota Convention Center.  Tickets are on sale NOW for $27 CASH ONLY at our studios on South highway 281 or at CD Exchange.  You can also get your tickets by clicking HERE.

*How would you like to win a back yard BBQ with myself & Rusty & 20 of your closest friends? Stop dreaming and make it happen by registering online at hubcityradio.com! Each weekday in May we’ll draw one name and announce it.  That person will then have 10 minutes to call in.  If they do, their name will go into the drawing at the end of May. If your the winner Rusty and I will come to your house, bring the grill, food, cooler & drinks, even a fireworks package and leave it all behind for you to keep. Register online today by clicking HERE.

Brent & Rusty’s Backyard BBQ is brought to you by: Unclaimed Freight Furniture, Hot Rocket Fireworks, South C Convenience Store, Dakota Hot Tubs, Airport Cafe and Travel Center, Pepsi and Jacob’s Family Dentistry

*94.1 The Rock, Pepper Entertainment & The Aberdeen Downtown Association present:  Saliva with Shaman’s Harvest and others, coming to the 2010 Great Aberdeen Pigout July 10th.  Tickets are $10 for one day of the Pigout or $15 for both days.  You can get tickets in advance by clicking HERE, CD Exchange, Pauer Sound & the Aberdeen Downtown Assoc office or you can get them at the gate.  For the full list of bands coming to the Pigout visit their website by clicking HERE.

*Hey race fans, Hub City Radio has a NASCAR trip you can’t miss out on! We’re taking a bus to the Kansas Speedway October 1 through the 3 for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series and NASCAR Nationwide Series races. Ticket packages start at $619 and include motorcoach transportation, 2 nights lodging with breakfast, tickets to the races and more! For complete details check out hubcityradio.com or call and reserve your spot by calling the Hub City Radio offices at 229-3632 open Monday through Friday 8am till 5pm.

*Remember what it was like to play kickball when you were a kid? Well, get a team together and have some fun June 19th at Wylie Park for Hub City Radio’s 1st Annual Adult Co-Ed Kickball Tournament. It will be a a double elimination tournament Saturday June 19th at Wylie Park. Teams of 12 are wanted. Cost is just $120 per team. If you’re interested please call us at 229-3632.

*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm.  For one full hour you guys control the rock.  Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in!

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am.  You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery.  The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!

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Concert Connection
For tickets, check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com.

May 14th – Seasons After, Janus, Red, Lacuna Coil, Five Finger Death Punch, Drowning Pool, Seether & Three Days Grace – Husets Speedway, Brandon, SD
May 24th – Puddle Of Mudd with Adelitas Way & Downplay– Ramkota Convention Center, Aberdeen, SD
May 30th – The Unite & Fight Tour with Flyleaf, 10 Years & Fair To Midland – Ramkota Exibit Hall, Sioux Falls, SD
July 10th- Saliva with Shaman’s Harvest and others – Great Aberdeen Pigout, Aberdeen, SD

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