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if you missed it 4/28/10

No blog on Thursday (tomorrow) because I’ll be recovering from getting my face melted off tonight at the BB show in Sioux Foo!!

If you missed The Morning Rokit this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day Send your jokes to or

John, Brian, and Bill were all locked away in a mental institution for many, many years. One day, the head doctor told them that if they passed a test he wanted to administer to them, they’d be deemed mentally competent and free to leave the institution. Should they fail, however, they’d be locked away for another five years of observation.
All three took the doc up on his offer. The four of them went to the hospital’s indoor pool. The pool was drained of water. The doctor lead the patients up to the diving platform, some 60 feet in the air.
The doctor motioned to John. “Jump.”
Without hesitation, John leapt off the platform, right into the pool, breaking both arms in the process.
The doctor noted this on his clipboard and told Brian, “Jump.”
Also without hesitation, Brian flew off the platform into the empty pool, breaking both of his legs.
After noting the results on his clipboard, the doctor told Bill, “Jump.”
Bill shook his head. “Naw. I don’t think so.”
The doctor noted this on his clipboard rather enthusiastically and said, “Congratulations, Bill. You’re a free man. Just tell me one thing. Why didn’t you jump?”
“Easy,” Bill said, “I can’t swim.”

Dumbass Of The Day

Today’s FTW
Donnell Merriex, 36, who broke into a Florida smoke shop while he was trying to burglarize a liquor store next door.  But he accidentally crawled into the wrong air conditioning shaft.  Once inside the business, he realized he was in the wrong store and was not able to exit via a door so he had to climb out through the roof.

Kenyana McQuay, 27, and Waltia Funches, 28, who attacked Mohammed Warsame because he didn’t hold an elevator door open for them.  They attacked him with their fists, feet, purses and a plate of pasta to “teach him a lesson.”  When police arrived, Warsame was covered in pasta from a plate of noodles the women dumped on him. He told police he tried to fend them off by throwing bottles of water.

Travis E. Conner III, 18, who stole a taxi cab by hijacking it.  But police easily found him at a gas station through the GPS located in the cab.


Other stuff for 4/28/10

THIS really makes me wanna ride an elephant and go back to the circus

The epic summer movie trailer mashup

Really bad branding of products

Horsegirl of the Apocalypse

6 Reasons Facebook ‘Likes’ are the Beginning of the End

The Top 10 Reasons Women Watch Porn

These burgers scream AMERICA!  USA! USA! USA!

You are HERE

All the info you need to know about Severe Weather Awareness Week

Bozo Criminal Of The Day

Bozo criminal for today comes from Gainesville, Florida, where bozo Donnell Moore was arrested by the cops after he broke into a smoke shop by crawling through a roof vent. It was during questioning that he offered up the Bozo Excuse of the Week. He told the cops that he had actually planned on breaking into the liquor store next door. Unfortunately he got confused once on the roof and climbed down the wrong ventilation shaft. Sorry, ignorance is no excuse. He’s busted!

Babe Of The Day

Pixie Lott
You might know her best from THIS song


*Pongpalooza is this Saturday at the Americinn of Aberdeen. Grab a partner and your $25entry fee and drop it of ASAP. Pongpalooza is over half full and since it’s a world series of beer pong event, only 63 teams can enter. We have teams coming from as far as Florida. Here at The Rock, we can get you entered for free. Log on to and click the Pongpalooza icon to register. We’re going to waive the entry fee for 1 team plus give you a free nights stay at the Americinn. We’ll draw the winner this Thursday morning. For more details call the Americinn of Aberdeen at 225-4565 or log onto

*May 14th 94.1 The Rock is taking a bus to go see Three Days Grace, Seether and others at Husets Speedway in Brandon.  The Silver Dollar Bar wants to send you to that show with Brent & Rusty on The Rock Bus.  Be listening for details coming soon on how you can hop on The Rock Bus for free

*94.1 The Rock & Jade Presents bring you Puddle Of Mudd, Adelitas Way & Downplay May 24th, Ramkota Convention Center.  Tickets are on sale NOW for $27 CASH ONLY at our studios on South highway 281 or at CD Exchange.  You can also get your tickets by clicking HERE.

*How would you like to win a back yard BBQ with myself & Rusty & 20 of your closest friends? Stop dreaming and make it happen by registering online at! Each weekday in May we’ll draw one name and announce it.  That person will then have 10 minutes to call in.  If they do, their name will go into the drawing at the end of May. If your the winner Rusty and I will come to your house, bring the grill, food, cooler & drinks, even a fireworks package and leave it all behind for you to keep. Register online today by clicking HERE.

Brent & Rusty’s Backyard BBQ is brought to you by: Unclaimed Freight Furniture, Hot Rocket Fireworks, South C Convenience Store, Dakota Hot Tubs, Airport Cafe and Travel Center, Pepsi and Jacob’s Family Dentistry

*94.1 The Rock, Pepper Entertainment & The Aberdeen Downtown Association present:  Saliva with Shaman’s Harvest and others, coming to the 2010 Great Aberdeen Pigout July 10th.  Tickets are $10 for one day of the Pigout or $15 for both days.  You can get tickets in advance by clicking HERE, CD Exchange, Pauer Sound & the Aberdeen Downtown Assoc office or you can get them at the gate.  For the full list of bands coming to the Pigout visit their website by clicking HERE.

*Hey race fans, Hub City Radio has a NASCAR trip you can’t miss out on! We’re taking a bus to the Kansas Speedway October 1 through the 3 for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series and NASCAR Nationwide Series races. Ticket packages start at $619 and include motorcoach transportation, 2 nights lodging with breakfast, tickets to the races and more! For complete details check out or call and reserve your spot by calling the Hub City Radio offices at 229-3632 open Monday through Friday 8am till 5pm.

*Remember what it was like to play kickball when you were a kid? Well, get a team together and have some fun June 19th at Wylie Park for Hub City Radio’s 1st Annual Adult Co-Ed Kickball Tournament. It will be a a double elimination tournament Saturday June 19th at Wylie Park. Teams of 12 are wanted. Cost is just $120 per team. If you’re interested please call us at 229-3632.

*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm.  For one full hour you guys control the rock.  Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in!

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am.  You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery.  The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!


Concert Connection
For tickets, check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on

TONIGHT! – Breaking Benjamin, Sick Puppies & Divide The Day – Sioux Falls Convention Center, Sioux Falls, SD
May 14th – Seasons After, Janus, Red, Lacuna Coil, Five Finger Death Punch, Drowning Pool, Seether & Three Days Grace – Husets Speedway, Brandon, SD
May 24th – Puddle Of Mudd with Adelitas Way & Downplay– Ramkota Convention Center, Aberdeen, SD
May 30th – The Unite & Fight Tour with Flyleaf, 10 Years & Fair To Midland – Ramkota Exibit Hall, Sioux Falls, SD
July 10th- Saliva with Shaman’s Harvest and others – Great Aberdeen Pigout, Aberdeen, SD

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