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Adjusting your day….you bad, bad boy.

If you missed it 4/26/10

If you missed The Morning Rokit this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day  Send your jokes to brent@hubcityradio.com or rusty@hubcityradio.com

Lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, ‘Father, I have a problem. 
I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.’  
‘What do they say?’ the priest inquired. 
They say, ‘Hi, we’re hookers!   Do you want to have some fun?’ 
That’s obscene!’ the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a moment. 
‘You know,’ he said,   ‘I may have a solution to your problem. 
I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the bible.
Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we’ll put them in the cage with Frank and Peter.
My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship, And your parrots
are sure to stop saying . .   That phrase . . In no time.’ 
Thank you,’ the woman responded, ‘this may very well be the solution.’
The next day, She brought her female parrots to the priest’s house. 
As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots  were inside
their cage holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over
and placed her parrots in with them. 
After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: “Hi, we’re
hookers! Do you want to have some fun?’ 
There was stunned silence. 
Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot   Andexclaimed,
“Put the beads away, Frank.  Our prayers have been answered”

Dumbass Of The Day

A 52 year old man who hid from police in a liquid manure pit at a northeastern Indiana farm. Police thought they had lost the man who was wanted on methamphetamine charges, but found him neck-deep in a liquid manure pit, where he had been hiding for at least an hour.

    41-year-old Paula Wolf, who went on a blow gun spree in Stevens Point, WI. A 25-year-old woman said she was walking downtown when she felt something hit her chest. Three other people made similar reports, but none were seriously injured. One of the victims reported she saw the dart shot from a pipe sticking out the window of a black minivan. Police pulled the vehicle over at 9:30 p.m. and found a blow gun, a slingshot and a bucket of rocks inside. Police arrested Wolf, the van’s driver, and said she eventually admitted to shooting the pedestrians. Why did she do it? In her words, she “liked to hear people say ouch.”

      An unidentified 35-year-old homeless woman who wanted to see “how fast a mattress could burn,” so she set a fire that destroyed a central Pennsylvania apartment building. Nobody was hurt, but at least five people were left homeless in the fire allegedly started by the homeless woman.

 Today’s FTW
    An unidentified German man who broke into a fishing and hunting shop, but was caught because he fell on fishing hooks in the store, and several were still embedded in his behind. Price tags and all.

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Other stuff for 4/26/10

Went to the zoo in Sioux Falls & Watertown over the weekend.  You could tell it was spring time at the zoo.  Want proof? Click HERE & HERE.  Don’t click if you get offended easy and don’t say I didnt warn you…

These are always good for a laugh.  Fainting Goats

The best 5 seconds on the internet. Makes me laugh everytime

The best of the best 5 seconds on the internet.

The Krispy Kreme Double Down

15 Unintentionally Perverted Toys for Children

Let me first of all say narcolepsy is not a laughing matter.  Now for those of you who like to get cheep laughs at other peoples expense, check out these videos.

Meet James, the narcoleptic tree cutter

Now meet Rusty, the narcoleptic dog

Bozo Criminal Of The Day

Bozo criminal for today comes from Suffolk, Virginia, where bozo Sean Anderson held up a convenience store, getting away with a small amount of cash. Perhaps he should have used the store’s sparkling clean facilities before fleeing, but he did not. And as soon as he got outside, he felt the need to answer the call of nature, so he went behind one of the stores dumpsters. In spite of the appropriate name, this was not a good idea. Police arrived quickly and arrested him before he completed his business.

Babe Of The Day

Katharine McPhee


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*May 14th 94.1 The Rock is taking a bus to go see Three Days Grace, Seether and others at Husets Speedway in Brandon.  The Silver Dollar Bar wants to send you to that show with Brent & Rusty on The Rock Bus.  Be listening for details coming soon on how you can hop on The Rock Bus for free

*94.1 The Rock & Jade Presents bring you Puddle Of Mudd, Adelitas Way & Downplay May 24th, Ramkota Convention Center.  Tickets are on sale NOW for $27 CASH ONLY at our studios on South highway 281 or at CD Exchange.  You can also get your tickets by clicking HERE.

*How would you like to win a back yard BBQ with myself & Rusty & 20 of your closest friends? Stop dreaming and make it happen by registering online at hubcityradio.com! Each weekday in May we’ll draw one name and announce it.  That person will then have 10 minutes to call in.  If they do, their name will go into the drawing at the end of May. If your the winner Rusty and I will come to your house, bring the grill, food, cooler & drinks, even a fireworks package and leave it all behind for you to keep. Register online today by clicking HERE.

Brent & Rusty’s Backyard BBQ is brought to you by: Unclaimed Freight Furniture, Hot Rocket Fireworks, South C Convenience Store, Dakota Hot Tubs, Airport Cafe and Travel Center, Pepsi and Jacob’s Family Dentistry

*94.1 The Rock, Pepper Entertainment & The Aberdeen Downtown Association present:  Saliva with Shaman’s Harvest and others, coming to the 2010 Great Aberdeen Pigout July 10th.  Tickets are $10 for one day of the Pigout or $15 for both days.  You can get tickets in advance by clicking HERE, CD Exchange, Pauer Sound & the Aberdeen Downtown Assoc office or you can get them at the gate.  For the full list of bands coming to the Pigout visit their website by clicking HERE.

*Hey race fans, Hub City Radio has a NASCAR trip you can’t miss out on! We’re taking a bus to the Kansas Speedway October 1 through the 3 for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series and NASCAR Nationwide Series races. Ticket packages start at $619 and include motorcoach transportation, 2 nights lodging with breakfast, tickets to the races and more! For complete details check out hubcityradio.com or call and reserve your spot by calling the Hub City Radio offices at 229-3632 open Monday through Friday 8am till 5pm.

*Remember what it was like to play kickball when you were a kid? Well, get a team together and have some fun June 19th at Wylie Park for Hub City Radio’s 1st Annual Adult Co-Ed Kickball Tournament. It will be a a double elimination tournament Saturday June 19th at Wylie Park. Teams of 12 are wanted. Cost is just $120 per team. If you’re interested please call us at 229-3632.

*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm.  For one full hour you guys control the rock.  Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in!

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am.  You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery.  The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!

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Concert Connection
For tickets, check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com.

April 28th – Breaking Benjamin, Sick Puppies & Divide The Day – Sioux Falls Convention Center, Sioux Falls, SD
May 14th – Seasons After, Janus, Red, Lacuna Coil, Five Finger Death Punch, Drowning Pool, Seether & Three Days Grace – Husets Speedway, Brandon, SD
May 24th – Puddle Of Mudd with Adelitas Way & Downplay– Ramkota Convention Center, Aberdeen, SD
May 30th – The Unite & Fight Tour with Flyleaf, 10 Years & Fair To Midland – Ramkota Exibit Hall, Sioux Falls, SD
July 10th- Saliva with Shaman’s Harvest and others – Great Aberdeen Pigout, Aberdeen, SD

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