Your Daily Adjustment

Adjusting your day….you bad, bad boy.

If you missed it 4/22/10

Storm spotter class tonight in the Community Room of the Brown County Courthouse in the Basement at 6:30pm.  We’ll see you there!

If you missed The Morning Rokit this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day

A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, “Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our tenth child never quite looked like the rest of our children. Now I want to assure you that these 75 years have been the most wonderful experience I could have ever hoped for, and your answer cannot take that all that away. But, I must know, did he have a different father?”
The wife drops her head, unable to look her husband in the eye, pauses for moment and then confesses, “Yes, yes he did.”
The old man is very shaken, the reality of what his wife has admitted hits him harder than he had expected. With a tear in his eye he asks, “Who?  Who was he? Who was the father?”
Again the old woman drops her head, saying nothing at first as she tries to muster the courage to tell the truth to her husband. Then, finally, she says, “You.”

Dumbass Of The Day

49-year-old Francisco Rendon, of Chicago, who set up an illegal dentist’s shop in a rented room. Instead of sitting in a traditional reclining dentist’s chair, patients sat in a leather office seat. Rendon worked on teeth using something similar to a power tool usually used for polishing metal and patients spit into a garbage can instead of a sink.  But, lucky for his patients, his syringes and painkillers appeared to be real.
When cops responded to an anonymous tip, they found five patients waiting to be seen. Or maybe they were just waiting to get some of those painkillers.

Donald Schwarz, who drove his BMW onto the runway, under a USAF cargo airplane, and in front of a Thunderbird jet at the Lakeland Linder Regional Airport in Florida.  Schwarz was unable to explain how he was able to enter the fenced, secured perimeter of the airport. Each point of entry is clearly posted with a sign that says, “Restricted Area, No Trespassing, Authorized Vehicles Only.”

Today’s FTW is from Jerzy who’s a member of The Rock Army in FB. Check out the story HERE

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Other stuff for 4/21/10

I couldn’t find much on the net yesterday so lets relive some awesomeness that is Barats and Bereta!

This update ROCKS!

Douche Off

Harty Boys

The Other Son

Mothers Day

Milkman vs Mailman

Bozo Criminal Of The Day

From Kirkland, Washington, comes the story of bozo Anthony Ferris was looking for a vehicle to carjack. He spotted one he liked, and when the owner returned from the grocery store, he ran up and demanded she turn over the keys. Unfortunately for him, she had just opened the car door when he made his request. And even more unfortunately, she had taken her 3-year-old dog Victor with her when she went to the store. One thing you should know about Victor. He’s a rescue dog. A pit bull that had been rescued from a dog-fighting ring. He likes his new owner and wasn’t about to let anything happen to her. When our bozo grabbed the door, Victor let out such a ferocious bark that our bozo threw himself backwards, tripped and fell down. The cops were called and our bozo was arrested.

Babe Of The Day

Brittany Snow
Kate~John Tucker Must Die
Zoe-The Pacifier
Catch her in THIS video from OTEP

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*94.1 The Rock & Jade Presents bring you Puddle Of Mudd, Adelitas Way & Downplay May 24th, Ramkota Convention Center.  Tickets are on sale NOW for $27 CASH ONLY at our studios on South highway 281 or at CD Exchange.  You can also get your tickets by clicking HERE.

*How would you like to win a back yard BBQ with myself & Rusty & 20 of your closest friends? Stop dreaming and make it happen by registering online at hubcityradio.com! Each weekday in May we’ll draw one name and announce it.  That person will then have 10 minutes to call in.  If they do, their name will go into the drawing at the end of May. If your the winner Rusty and I will come to your house, bring the grill, food, cooler & drinks, even a fireworks package and leave it all behind for you to keep. Register online today by clicking HERE.

Brent & Rusty’s Backyard BBQ is brought to you by: Unclaimed Freight Furniture, Hot Rocket Fireworks, South C Convenience Store, Dakota Hot Tubs, Airport Cafe and Travel Center, Pepsi and Jacob’s Family Dentistry

*94.1 The Rock, Pepper Entertainment & The Aberdeen Downtown Association present:  Saliva with Shaman’s Harvest and others, coming to the 2010 Great Aberdeen Pigout July 10th.  Tickets are $10 for one day of the Pigout or $15 for both days.  You can get tickets in advance by clicking HERE, CD Exchange, Pauer Sound & the Aberdeen Downtown Assoc office or you can get them at the gate.  For the full list of bands coming to the Pigout visit their website by clicking HERE.

*ITS THE FINAL WEEK TO DONATE!!!!  Show your support for the South Dakota Special Olympics. Myself and Lord Rokit are raising money for the Polar Plunge at Wylie Lake. Our goal is to raise $300 by April 24. We picked $300 as our goal so members of The Rock Army, donate today, whether it’s a little or a lot, anything helps and we appreciate your time and help with this great cause! Stop out for the Polar Plunge at Wylie Lake on Saturday, April 24, 2010! DONATE HERE

*Hey race fans, Hub City Radio has a NASCAR trip you can’t miss out on! We’re taking a bus to the Kansas Speedway October 1 through the 3 for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series and NASCAR Nationwide Series races. Ticket packages start at $619 and include motorcoach transportation, 2 nights lodging with breakfast, tickets to the races and more! For complete details check out hubcityradio.com or call and reserve your spot by calling the Hub City Radio offices at 229-3632 open Monday through Friday 8am till 5pm.

*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm.  For one full hour you guys control the rock.  Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in!

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am.  You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery.  The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!

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Concert Connection
For tickets, check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com.

April 28th – Breaking Benjamin, Sick Puppies & Divide The Day – Sioux Falls Convention Center, Sioux Falls, SD
May 14th – Seasons After, Janus, Red, Lacuna Coil, Five Finger Death Punch, Drowning Pool, Seether & Three Days Grace – Husets Speedway, Brandon, SD
May 24th – Puddle Of Mudd with Adelitas Way & Downplay– Ramkota Convention Center, Aberdeen, SD
May 30th – The Unite & Fight Tour with Flyleaf, 10 Years & Fair To Midland – Ramkota Exibit Hall, Sioux Falls, SD
July 10th- Saliva with Shaman’s Harvest and others – Great Aberdeen Pigout, Aberdeen, SD

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