Your Daily Adjustment

Adjusting your day….you bad, bad boy.

If you missed it 4/20. I said 4/20 *snickers*

If you missed The Morning Rokit this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day

A customer at Green’s Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor’s quick wit and intelligence.
     “Tell me, Green, what makes you so smart?”
     “I wouldn’t share my secret with just anyone,” Green replies, lowering his voice so the other shoppers won’t hear. “But since you’re a good and faithful customer, I’ll let you in on it. Fish heads. You eat enough of them, you’ll be positively brilliant.”
     “You sell them here?” the customer asks.
     “Only $4 apiece,” says Green.
     The customer buys three. A week later, he’s back in the store complaining that the fish heads were disgusting and he isn’t any smarter.
     “You didn’t eat enough, ” says Green. The customer goes home with 20 more fish heads. Two weeks later, he’s back and this time he’s really angry.
     “Hey, Green,” he says, “You’re selling me fish heads for $4 each when I can buy the whole fish for $2. You’re ripping me off!”
     “You see?” says Green. “You’re getting smarter already!”

Dumbass Of The Day

Today’s FTW
An Australian publisher who is reprinting 7,000 cookbooks over a recipe for pasta with “salt and freshly ground black people.”  It was supposed to say “freshly ground black PEPPER” … not people.  Penguin Group Australia’s head of publishing, Bob Sessions, acknowledged the proofreader for the Pasta Bible should have picked up the error, but called it nothing more than a “silly mistake.”   The reprint will cost Penguin 20,000 Australian dollars ($18,500), but books already in stores will not be recalled because doing so would be “extremely hard,” Sessions said.

    Andrew J. Garcia. who was cleaning his bong with alcohol and set his mobile home on fire. Garcia set his curtains ablaze when he tried to light the alcohol-filled marijuana pipe. An off-duty deputy spotted Garcia driving away from the burning mobile home and alerted authorities.  Police busted Garcia after a short chase.

    Matthew Clemmens, 21, who was jailed after he intentionally vomited on an off-duty police captain and his 11-year-old daughter in the stands during a Phillies game.  Clemmens was charged with assault, reckless endangerment, disorderly conduct and related offenses for the incident at a Phillies-Nationals game.

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Other stuff for 4/20/10

 Meet Laura Hall, the first Brit to ever be banned from drinking or purchasing alcohol anywhere in England or Wales.

I gained 20 pounds just by looking at THESE photos

For all you celebrating National Junk Food Appreciation Day, here are somethings for you to drool over…

And for all you celebrating National Junk Food Appreciation Day, HERE is a special message just for you.

Also in honor of today, HERE is my fav episode of South Park.

And for those of you who don’t know what 4/20 is, read about it HERE

Bozo Criminal Of The Day

From Memphis, Tennessee, where bozo William Hastings broke into a residence and stole numerous items, including a generator, sunglasses and several bottles of cologne. Before leaving, our bozo also raided the fridge, taking out several bottles of hot sauce and inexplicably breaking them against a wall before fleeing. The homeowner returned just in time to spot our bozo was walking across the yard in the direction of a nearby gas station. Police were called and our bozo was quickly arrested. It seems he was rather easy to spot. He was covered in hot sauce. Busted!

Babe Of The Day

Anna Paquin~Rogue – X-Men, X-Men 2 & X-Men: The Last Stand.  Sookie -True Blood

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*94.1 The Rock & Jade Presents bring you Puddle Of Mudd, Adelitas Way & Downplay May 24th, Ramkota Convention Center.  Tickets are on sale NOW for $27 CASH ONLY at our studios on South highway 281.  You can also get your tickets at jadepresents.com.

*94.1 The Rock, Pepper Entertainment & The Aberdeen Downtown Association present:  Saliva with Shaman’s Harvest and others, coming to the 2010 Great Aberdeen Pigout July 10th.  Tickets are $10 for one day of the Pigout or $15 for both days.  You can get tickets in advance at greatpigout.com or you can get them at the gate.

The Full Great Aberdeen Pigout Lineup
Friday, July 9, 2010. Gates open at 5pm.
KELLER WILLIAMS (Headliner)
That 1 Guy
Roster  McCabe
Lunar Funk Theory
Sleeping In Gethsemane
Saturday, July 10, 2010.  Gates open at 11am
SALIVA (Headliner)
Shaman’s Harvest
Backyard Tire   Fire
Heatbox
Jon Wayne & The Pain
Burlap  Wolfking
Rubber  Gloves
June Bug
String Syndicate
Pop’s  Blues Rhythm Band
Andy  Gibson Band
Funken Grassholes
Avian  Sunrise

*ITS THE FINAL WEEK TO DONATE!!!!  Show your support for the South Dakota Special Olympics. Myself and Lord Rokit are raising money for the Polar Plunge at Wylie Lake. Our goal is to raise $300 by April 24. We picked $300 as our goal so members of The Rock Army, donate today, whether it’s a little or a lot, anything helps and we appreciate your time and help with this great cause! Stop out for the Polar Plunge at Wylie Lake on Saturday, April 24, 2010! DONATE HERE

*Hey race fans, Hub City Radio has a NASCAR trip you can’t miss out on! We’re taking a bus to the Kansas Speedway October 1 through the 3 for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series and NASCAR Nationwide Series races. Ticket packages start at $619 and include motorcoach transportation, 2 nights lodging with breakfast, tickets to the races and more! For complete details check out hubcityradio.com or call and reserve your spot by calling the Hub City Radio offices at 229-3632 open Monday through Friday 8am till 5pm.

*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm.  For one full hour you guys control the rock.  Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in!

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am.  You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery.  The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!

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Concert Connection
For tickets, check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com.

April 28th – Breaking Benjamin, Sick Puppies & Divide The Day – Sioux Falls Convention Center, Sioux Falls, SD 
May 14th – Seasons After, Janus, Red, Lacuna Coil, Five Finger Death Punch, Drowning Pool, Seether & Three Days Grace – Husets Speedway, Brandon, SD
May 24th – Puddle Of Mudd with Adelitas Way & Downplay– Ramkota Convention Center, Aberdeen, SD
May 30th – The Unite & Fight Tour with Flyleaf, 10 Years & Fair To Midland – Ramkota Exibit Hall, Sioux Falls, SD
July 10th- Saliva with Shaman’s Harvest and others – Great Aberdeen Pigout, Aberdeen, SD

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