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If you missed it 4/19

94.1 The Rock, Pepper Entertainment & The Aberdeen Downtown Association present:  Saliva with Shaman’s Harvest and others, coming to the 2010 Great Aberdeen Pigout July 10th.  Tickets are $10 for one day of the Pigout or $15 for both days.  You can get tickets in advance at greatpigout.com or you can get them at the gate. The full lineup for the Great Aberdeen Pigout is listed below.

If you missed The Morning Rokit this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day

A jumbo jet is making its final  approach to Tampa Airport .
The pilot comes on the  intercom, ‘This is your Captain. We’re on our final descent into Tampa . I want to thank you for flying with us today and  hope you enjoy your stay in the Tampa Bay area’.
He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit.
The co-pilot can be heard saying to the pilot, ‘So, Skip, whatcha got planned while we’re in Tampa ?’
‘Well,’ says the skipper, ‘first I’m gonna check into the hotel, take a big crap….then I’m gonna take that new stewardess with the huge hoo-has out for dinner…. I’m gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room and give her a ride on the baloney pony all night long.’
Aghast and amused, everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down the aisle, trying to figure out who this new stewardess is that the pilot’s talking about.
Meanwhile, the new stewardess is seated at the very back of the plane. She is so embarrassed that she starts running toward the cockpit to turn the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady’s bag and down she goes.
The old lady leans over and says: ‘No need to hurry, dear. He’s gotta land the plane and take a crap first.’

Boy asks his Grandma, “Granny, have you seen my pills? They were marked LSD.” Granny says “Screw the pills, have you seen the dragon in the kitchen!?”

Dumbass Of The Day

Animal Planet, for ordering up several episodes of a series called “Skunk Whisperer.” Something stinks here. It’s about an Oklahoma pest control specialist.

Voters in Tracy City, TN, who elected a dead man as their new mayor. The candidate died on March 10 and everyone in town knew it, but most (268 to 85) voted for him anyway. Mostly because they didn’t want to vote for the incumbent Barbara Brock, who had been appointed to replace the previous mayor, who had died.

Today’s FTW
A 20-year-old burglary suspect who was found dangling from the ventilation system of a Maryland convenience store. When officers freed him and arrested him, he said he was playing hide-and-seek on the roof with friends and he hid in the ventilation system, but the other players couldn’t figure out where he was and stopped looking for him.

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Other stuff for 4/19/10

I’m gone taking care of some family stuff so I haven’t had much time to surf the net for fun stuff.  So this is what you get today…..

The national Carmike has announced that they will not be sending the movie Kick Ass to Aberdeen.  Rusty & I are pissed!  Rock Army rise up and complain!  You can send the national Carmike an email and bitch to them that you want Kick Ass in Aberdeen.  Keep in mind were not mad at the local Carmike, they don’t have a say about the movies that come here.  Thats all decided by the Carmike corporate.
Send Carmike a complaint HERE
Check out the trailer for Kick Ass HERE

 Betty White in a Metal Bikini Wielding a Flaming Chainsaw While Riding a John Ritter Centaur.  Why?  Because its awesome…

The Trustworthiness Of Beards

Bozo Criminal Of The Day

   From North East, Maryland, comes the story of bozo Carl Anders who was spotted by the manager of the local BP convenience store when he came in to open up. Or at least, he spotted part of him…his feet, which were dangling from the store’s ventilation system. Police arrived and freed our bozo who then offered up this excuse. The 20-year-old said he was playing hide and seek with some friends and crawled into the ductwork to hide from them and got stuck. And where were his fellow hide and seekers? He said after they couldn’t find him, they gave up and went home. Police didn’t believe him, either. He’s under arrest.

Babe Of The Day

Michelle Trachtenberg – Nona from the Adventures Of Pete & Pete or how about Jenny from the movie Eurotrip.  Here’s a clip from Eurotrip (NSFW)

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The Full Great Aberdeen Pigout Lineup
Friday, July 9, 2010. Gates open at 5pm.

KELLER WILLIAMS (Headliner)
That 1 Guy
Roster  McCabe
Lunar Funk Theory
Sleeping In Gethsemane

Saturday, July 10, 2010.  Gates open at 11am

SALIVA (Headliner)
Shaman’s Harvest
Backyard Tire   Fire
Heatbox
Jon Wayne & The Pain
Burlap  Wolfking
Rubber  Gloves
June Bug
String Syndicate
Pop’s  Blues Rhythm Band
Andy  Gibson Band
Funken Grassholes
Avian  Sunrise

*94.1 The Rock & Jade Presents bring you Puddle Of Mudd, Adelitas Way & Downplay May 24th, Ramkota Convention Center.  Tickets are on sale NOW for $27 CASH ONLY at our studios on South highway 281.  You can also get your tickets at jadepresents.com.

*ITS THE FINAL WEEK TO DONATE!!!!  Show your support for the South Dakota Special Olympics. Myself and Lord Rokit are raising money for the Polar Plunge at Wylie Lake. Our goal is to raise $300 by April 24. We picked $300 as our goal so members of The Rock Army, donate today, whether it’s a little or a lot, anything helps and we appreciate your time and help with this great cause! Stop out for the Polar Plunge at Wylie Lake on Saturday, April 24, 2010! DONATE HERE

*Hey race fans, Hub City Radio has a NASCAR trip you can’t miss out on! We’re taking a bus to the Kansas Speedway October 1 through the 3 for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series and NASCAR Nationwide Series races. Ticket packages start at $619 and include motorcoach transportation, 2 nights lodging with breakfast, tickets to the races and more! For complete details check out hubcityradio.com or call and reserve your spot by calling the Hub City Radio offices at 229-3632 open Monday through Friday 8am till 5pm.

*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm.  For one full hour you guys control the rock.  Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in!

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am.  You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery.  The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!

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Concert Connection
For tickets, check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com.

April 28th – Breaking Benjamin, Sick Puppies & Divide The Day – Sioux Falls Convention Center, Sioux Falls, SD 
May 14th – Seasons After, Janus, Red, Lacuna Coil, Five Finger Death Punch, Drowning Pool, Seether & Three Days Grace – Husets Speedway, Brandon, SD
May 24th – Puddle Of Mudd with Adelitas Way & Downplay– Ramkota Convention Center, Aberdeen, SD
May 30th – The Unite & Fight Tour with Flyleaf, 10 Years & Fair To Midland – Ramkota Exibit Hall, Sioux Falls, SD
July 10th- Saliva with Shaman’s Harvest and others – Great Aberdeen Pigout, Aberdeen, SD

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