Your Daily Adjustment

Adjusting your day….you bad, bad boy.

If you missed it 4/16

New video is coming sometime today on the Facebook Fan Site.  Its entitled “Life is STILL good in Aberdeen.”

If you missed The Morning Rokit this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day

A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner’s wife to the bed the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up & goes into the bathroom.
While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, ‘Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain….do what ever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!’
His wife responds: ‘He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s into men, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom…Be strong honey. I love you too.’

Dumbass Of The Day

29-year-old Tony Smith, who hit a guy in the face with the head of his 4-foot python after arguing with him over loud music at a motel. Police say the victim told officers that he argued with Smith over loud music coming from Smith’s room. The dispute appeared to be over, but Smith walked up to him several hours later with the snake and hit him in the face with its head. Smith surrendered the snake to family members before police handcuffed him and took him to jail.

Today’s FTW
    23-year-old Fernando Febles, who gave police a yellow sticky note with a name and a date of birth on it instead of the customary driver’s license and registration during a traffic stop.  Police ran the name and date of birth from the sticky note in their computer, and the photo did not match the man in the car. Police said the man then gave them a different date of birth, and his photo and name came up on the computer.  Febles tried to run, police said, and they took him into custody and charged him with giving false identification to law enforcement and resisting arrest. 

    A 21-year-old Alabama man who tried to disguise five ounces of cocaine as a baked potato. Police got a tip that a man in a silver Mustang had cocaine. When investigators approached the man in a parking lot outside a restaurant, he said he had nothing illegal. Investigators searched the car and found a carryout plate with chicken, rice and what looked like a foil-wrapped potato. The foil contained five ounces of cocaine.

______________________________________________________

Other stuff for 4/16/10

The national Carmike has announced that they will not be sending the movie Kick Ass to Aberdeen.  Rusty & I are pissed!  Rock Army rise up and complain!  You can send the national Carmike an email and bitch to them that you want Kick Ass in Aberdeen.  Keep in mind were not mad at the local Carmike, they don’t have a say about the movies that come here.  Thats all decided by the Carmike corporate.
Send Carmike a complaint HERE
Check out the trailer for Kick Ass HERE

He’s here…..Asian Conan

The epic Lady Gaga/Metallica mash up.  You will not be the same after viewing this.

How do you make Shrek more appealing to adults?  Find out how HERE.

I really hate the Marlins now…..

The most awesomest thing EVER

Baseball never looked so sexy.  My fav is the Twins babe but then again, I am a lil bias.

Bozo Criminal Of The Day

From North East, Maryland, comes the story of bozo Carl Anders who was spotted by the manager of the local BP convenience store when he came in to open up. Or at least, he spotted part of him…his feet, which were dangling from the store’s ventilation system. Police arrived and freed our bozo who then offered up this excuse. The 20-year-old said he was playing hide and seek with some friends and crawled into the ductwork to hide from them and got stuck. And where were his fellow hide and seekers? He said after they couldn’t find him, they gave up and went home. Police didn’t believe him, either. He’s under arrest.

Babe Of The Day

Sara Bareilles~You might know her best from THIS song where in my opinion, is super hot.  Then again, I do have a thing for pale skin brunettes so it might not count…

______________________________________________

*Rusty’s droppin’ new OZZY& Taproot in Rev It Up & Rock Tomorrow night from 10-Midnight.

*94.1 The Rock, Pepper Entertainment & The Aberdeen Downtown Association present:  Saliva headlining the 2010 Great Aberdeen Pigout July 10th.  Tickets are $10 for one day of the Pigout or $15 for both days.  You can get tickets in advance at greatpigout.com or you can get them at the gate.  Monday we’ll be annoucing the supporting acts we’re bringing to Aberdeen.  Trust me, your not going to want to miss who it is…..

*Taste Of Home Cooking School is TOMORROW at the Ramkota.  If you don’t have your tickets yet you better get them TODAY at Kesslers for only $10. Doors will open at 10am with tons of booths for you to browse.  The show starts at 3pm.

*Hub City Radio’s Big Boy Toy Show is TOMORROW & Sunday at the Expo Building at the Brown County Fairgrounds.  Admission is FREE! Hours are 9a-7p April 17th and 11a-5p April 18th. 

*94.1 The Rock & Jade Presents bring you Puddle Of Mudd & Adelitas Way May 24th, Ramkota Convention Center.  Tickets are on sale NOW for $27 CASH ONLY at our studios on South highway 281.  You can also get your tickets at jadepresents.com.

*Show your support for the South Dakota Special Olympics. Myself and Lord Rokit are raising money for the Polar Plunge at Wylie Lake. Our goal is to raise $300 by April 24. We picked $300 as our goal so members of The Rock Army, donate today, whether it’s a little or a lot, anything helps and we appreciate your time and help with this great cause! Stop out for the Polar Plunge at Wylie Lake on Saturday, April 24, 2010! DONATE HERE

*Hey race fans, Hub City Radio has a NASCAR trip you can’t miss out on! We’re taking a bus to the Kansas Speedway October 1 through the 3 for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series and NASCAR Nationwide Series races. Ticket packages start at $619 and include motorcoach transportation, 2 nights lodging with breakfast, tickets to the races and more! For complete details check out hubcityradio.com or call and reserve your spot by calling the Hub City Radio offices at 229-3632 open Monday through Friday 8am till 5pm.

*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm.  For one full hour you guys control the rock.  Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in!

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am.  You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery.  The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!

_________________________________________________________________________

Concert Connection
For tickets, check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com.

April 18th Lifelight Tour:  Brian “Head” Welch, The Classic Crime & Children 18:3 – Aberdeen Civic Arena, Aberdeen, SD
April 28th – Breaking Benjamin, Sick Puppies & Divide The Day – Sioux Falls Convention Center, Sioux Falls, SD 
May 14th – Seasons After, Janus, Red, Lacuna Coil, Five Finger Death Punch, Drowning Pool, Seether & Three Days Grace – Husets Speedway, Brandon, SD
May 24th – Puddle Of Mudd with Adelitas Way & Downplay– Ramkota Convention Center, Aberdeen, SD
May 30th – The Unite & Fight Tour with Flyleaf, 10 Years & Fair To Midland – Ramkota Exibit Hall, Sioux Falls, SD
July 10th- Saliva with TBA April 19th – Great Aberdeen Pigout, Aberdeen, SD

Advertisements

April 16, 2010 - Posted by | Uncategorized

No comments yet.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: