Your Daily Adjustment

Adjusting your day….you bad, bad boy.

If you missed it 4/15

If you missed The Morning Rokit this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day

One day mom was cleaning Junior’s room and in the closet she found a bondage S&M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her.
     She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to him.
     He looked at it and handed it back to her with out a word.
     She finally asked him, “Well, what should we do about this?”
     Dad looked at her and said, “Well, I don’t think you should spank him.”

    A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there the mother-in-law passed away.
    The undertaker told them, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00.”
    The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
    The undertaker asked, “Why? Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and spend only $150.00?”
    The man said, “A man died here 2005 years ago, he was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.   I just can’t take that chance.”

Dumbass Of The Day

Michael Mowry, 33, and Jethra Guzman, 32, who burglarized four homes while wearing electronic monitoring bracelets.  Police learned that both suspects were on electronic monitoring because of pending drug-related cases out of New Hampshire. Records of the monitoring devices led police to connect the two to the crimes. 

Today’s FTW
    26-year-old Patscealo Young, who was arrested twice on the same drug charge in one day.  Authorities say Young was charged with possession of marijuana around noon after police pulled him over during a routine traffic stop. He was sent to the county jail and released on bond four hours later.  A few hours later police received a tip that Young was trying to set up a drug deal. Young was arrested again at 6:30 p.m. after authorities found him with two ounces of marijuana on him and charged a second time with possession of the drug.

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Other stuff for 4/15/10

Your doing it wrong….

Facebook pages that actually exist

And the 2010 award for worst idea ever goes too……

The REAL South Park

Conan covers Creep

7 kids on every sports team

Sportspickle.com’s preview of the Twins

Mother of the year?

Bozo Criminal Of The Day

From Indianapolis, Indiana, where bozo James Simpson was released from prison after serving a four-month sentence for marijuana possession. His wife came to the jail to pick him up and the urge to celebrate his freedom immediately was apparently just too much to resist. A police officer noticed our bozos car being driven erratically just a few blocks from the prison. He pulled the vehicle over and inside he found our bozo, his wife and a friend enjoying his freedom by smoking a joint. Oops. He’s headed back to jail.

Babe Of The Day

Rachel Blanchard~played Tiffany Henderson in the movie Road Trip.  The second I saw this pict I was done looking for a towel….too far???

 


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*94.1 The Rock, Pepper Entertainment & The Aberdeen Downtown Association present:  Saliva headlining the 2010 Great Aberdeen Pigout July 10th.  Tickets are $10 for one day of the Pigout or $15 for both days.  You can get tickets in advance at greatpigout.com or you can get them at the gate.  Monday we’ll be annoucing the supporting acts we’re bringing to Aberdeen.  Trust me, your not going to want to miss who it is…..

*Taste Of Home Cooking School is coming up on Saturday at the Ramkota.  If you don’t have your tickets yet you better get them now at Kesslers for only $10. Doors will open at 10am with tons of booths for you to browse.  The show starts at 3pm.

*Hub City Radio’s Big Boy Toy Show is Saturday & Sunday at the Expo Building at the Brown County Fairgrounds.  Admission is FREE! Hours are 9a-7p April 17th and 11a-5p April 18th. 

*94.1 The Rock & Jade Presents bring you Puddle Of Mudd & Adelitas Way May 24th, Ramkota Convention Center.  Tickets are on sale NOW for $27 CASH ONLY at our studios on South highway 281.  You can also get your tickets at jadepresents.com.

*Show your support for the South Dakota Special Olympics. Myself and Lord Rokit are raising money for the Polar Plunge at Wylie Lake. Our goal is to raise $300 by April 24. We picked $300 as our goal so members of The Rock Army, donate today, whether it’s a little or a lot, anything helps and we appreciate your time and help with this great cause! Stop out for the Polar Plunge at Wylie Lake on Saturday, April 24, 2010! DONATE HERE

*Hey race fans, Hub City Radio has a NASCAR trip you can’t miss out on! We’re taking a bus to the Kansas Speedway October 1 through the 3 for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series and NASCAR Nationwide Series races. Ticket packages start at $619 and include motorcoach transportation, 2 nights lodging with breakfast, tickets to the races and more! For complete details check out hubcityradio.com or call and reserve your spot by calling the Hub City Radio offices at 229-3632 open Monday through Friday 8am till 5pm.

*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm.  For one full hour you guys control the rock.  Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in!

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am.  You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery.  The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!

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Concert Connection
For tickets, check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com.

April 18th Lifelight Tour:  Brian “Head” Welch, The Classic Crime & Children 18:3 – Aberdeen Civic Arena, Aberdeen, SD
April 28th – Breaking Benjamin, Sick Puppies & Divide The Day – Sioux Falls Convention Center, Sioux Falls, SD 
May 14th – Seasons After, Janus, Red, Lacuna Coil, Five Finger Death Punch, Drowning Pool, Seether & Three Days Grace – Husets Speedway, Brandon, SD
May 24th – Puddle Of Mudd with Adelitas Way & Downplay– Ramkota Convention Center, Aberdeen, SD
May 30th – The Unite & Fight Tour with Flyleaf, 10 Years & Fair To Midland – Ramkota Exibit Hall, Sioux Falls, SD
July 10th- Saliva with TBA April 19th – Great Aberdeen Pigout, Aberdeen, SD

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