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If you missed it 4/14

Rusty and I will be out and about today putting up posters for the POM concert May 24th.  If you would like one in your business, let myself or Lord Rokit know….

If you missed The Morning Rokit this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day

One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, “Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan.
     After dinner, George’s dad took him aside, “Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she’s a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot.  Susan is actually your half sister, and I’m afraid you can’t marry her.”
     George was brokenhearted.
     After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, “Diane said yes! We’re getting married in June.”
     Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. “Diane is your half sister too, George. I’m awfully sorry about this.”
     George was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared.
     “Dad has done so much harm. I guess I’m never going to get married,” he complained. “Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister.”
     His mother chuckled, shaking her head, “Don’t pay any attention to what he says. He’s not really your father.”

     Recently a “Husband Super Store” opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors.
     The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn’t go back down except to leave the place, never to return. A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping center to find some husbands.
     On the first floor, the door had a sign saying, “These men have jobs and love kids.”
     The women read the sign and said, “Well, that’s better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what’s further up?” So up they went.
     On the second floor, the sign read, “These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.”
     “Hmmm,” said the ladies, “But, I wonder what’s further up?”
     The third floor sign read, “These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework.”
     “Wow,” said the women, “Very tempting.” But there was another floor, so further up they went.
     The fourth floor door had a sign saying “These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.”
     “Oh, mercy me,” they cried, “Just think what must be awaiting us further on!”  So up to the fifth floor they went.
     The sign on that door said, “This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please. The exit is to your left.”

Dumbass Of The Day

Dani Hamm, whose hair caught fire when her hairspray-covered hair ignited as she lit a cigarette… while driving.  As a result, she is proud to be a southern Indiana town’s reigning “Village Idiot.” Hamm earned the honorary title this month by getting the most votes from regulars at the Story Inn, a restaurant and bar about 15 miles east of Bloomington where she’s a bartender. The title awarded every April comes with a $100 bar tab.  Hamm was driving to work when she lit up a cigarette and then heard a “whoosh” as her hair ignited. She wasn’t injured because she used her hands to douse her hair, which she had coated with a liberal layer of hairspray.

    Cpl. Wilmer A. Arencibia, a Florida Sheriff’s deputy, who shocked a colleague with a Taser in an incident meant to be a joke.  The female deputy was showing a message on her iPod to Cpl. Arencibia, who followed the woman and shocked her on the behind with his Taser. Arencibia told investigators it was “a spur of the moment thing” and acknowledged the behavior was improper.

Today’s FTW
A priest in Sweden on “Suicide Hotline Duty” who fell asleep while talking to a suicidal caller.  The suicidal man called emergency services at around 2am, saying he felt “psychologically unstable.”  He was forwarded to the duty Church of Sweden pastor. About five minutes into the call, the troubled 44-year-old man had the feeling that he was talking to himself.  He was.  The pastor had fallen asleep on the phone.


Other stuff for 4/14/10

Wanna preview of Coco’s live show?  Check it out HERE

A little T&Ashley

The gum wrapper prom dress

Don’t screw with House!

My 27th birthday is coming up. Ok, ok its like 2 months away but still the best part of any birthday is the cake!

Commissioner Bud Selig said baseball games take too long. Suggestions to speed things up include limiting timeouts, pickoff plays, and A-Rod’s between-inning manicures.  BOOM ROASTED!

Jay Leno sidekick Kevin Eubanks has officially announced he’s leaving “The Tonight Show” to focus on his music.  Either he’s leaving on his own or he’s been forced out by Leno who’s decided he wants to host and be his own sidekick. BOOM ROASTED!

Bozo Criminal Of The Day

From Holiday, Florida, comes the story of bozo Rebekah Koonce who was pulled over by the cops after she ran a stop sign. The officer noticed she had bloodshot eyes and was slurring her speech, so he decided to search her car. And that was when he found the evidence that sealed our bozo’s fate. Inside the car was a green plastic box with a label reading “Rebekah’s pot” on the outside. And that’s also what was on the inside. She’s busted!

Babe Of The Day

Jennifer Morrison who plays Dr. Allison Cameron in my fav show House.  One the Brent Nathaniel scale of hottness from one to done she is a DONE!


*94.1 The Rock, Pepper Entertainment & The Aberdeen Downtown Association present:  Saliva headlining the 2010 Great Aberdeen Pigout July 10th.  Tickets are $10 for one day of the Pigout or $15 for both days.  You can get tickets in advance at or you can get them at the gate.  Monday we’ll be annoucing the supporting acts we’re bringing to Aberdeen.  Trust me, your not going to want to miss who it is…..

*Taste Of Home Cooking School is coming up on Saturday at the Ramkota.  If you don’t have your tickets yet you better get them now at Kesslers for only $10. Doors will open at 10am with tons of booths for you to browse.  The show starts at 3pm.

*Hub City Radio’s Big Boy Toy Show is Saturday & Sunday at the Expo Building at the Brown County Fairgrounds.  Admission is FREE! Hours are 9a-7p April 17th and 11a-5p April 18th. 

*94.1 The Rock & Jade Presents bring you Puddle Of Mudd & Adelitas Way May 24th, Ramkota Convention Center.  Tickets are on sale NOW for $27 CASH ONLY at our studios on South highway 281.  You can also get your tickets at

*Show your support for the South Dakota Special Olympics. Myself and Lord Rokit are raising money for the Polar Plunge at Wylie Lake. Our goal is to raise $300 by April 24. We picked $300 as our goal so members of The Rock Army, donate today, whether it’s a little or a lot, anything helps and we appreciate your time and help with this great cause! Stop out for the Polar Plunge at Wylie Lake on Saturday, April 24, 2010! DONATE HERE

*Hey race fans, Hub City Radio has a NASCAR trip you can’t miss out on! We’re taking a bus to the Kansas Speedway October 1 through the 3 for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series and NASCAR Nationwide Series races. Ticket packages start at $619 and include motorcoach transportation, 2 nights lodging with breakfast, tickets to the races and more! For complete details check out or call and reserve your spot by calling the Hub City Radio offices at 229-3632 open Monday through Friday 8am till 5pm.

*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm.  For one full hour you guys control the rock.  Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in!

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am.  You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery.  The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!


Concert Connection
For tickets, check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on

April 18th Lifelight Tour:  Brian “Head” Welch, The Classic Crime & Children 18:3 – Aberdeen Civic Arena, Aberdeen, SD
April 28th – Breaking Benjamin, Sick Puppies & Divide The Day – Sioux Falls Convention Center, Sioux Falls, SD 
May 14th – Seasons After, Janus, Red, Lacuna Coil, Five Finger Death Punch, Drowning Pool, Seether & Three Days Grace – Husets Speedway, Brandon, SD
May 24th – Puddle Of Mudd with Adelitas Way – Ramkota Convention Center, Aberdeen, SD
May 30th – The Unite & Fight Tour with Flyleaf, 10 Years & Fair To Midland – Ramkota Exibit Hall, Sioux Falls, SD
July 10th- Saliva with TBA April 19th – Great Aberdeen Pigout, Aberdeen, SD

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