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If you missed it 4/13

Be listening to The Morning Rokit Monday morning for the full concert line up for the 2010 Great Aberdeen Pig Out!

If you missed The Morning Rokit this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day

Two guys went to a gas station that was holding a contest – a chance to win free sex when you filled your tank. They pumped their gas and went to pay the attendant.
     “I’m thinking of a number between one and ten,” he said. “If you guess right, you win free sex.”
     “Okay,” agreed one of the guys, “I guess seven.”
     “Sorry, I was thinking of eight,” replied the attendant.
     The next week they tried again. When they went to pay, the attendant told them to pick a number.
     “Two!” said the second guy.
     “Sorry, it’s three, said the attendant. “Come back and try again.”
     As they walked out to their car, one guy said to the other, “I think this contest is rigged.” 
     “No way,” said his buddy. “My wife won twice last week.”

     A guy driving an old Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce.  The driver of the Yugo rolls down his window and shouts to the driver of the Rolls, “Hey, buddy, that’s a nice car. You got a phone in your Rolls? I’ve got one in my Yugo!”
     The driver of Rolls looks over and says simply, “Yes I have a phone.”
     The driver of the Yugo says, “Cool! Hey, you got a fridge in there too? I’ve got a fridge in the back seat of my Yugo!”
     The driver of the Rolls, looking annoyed, says, “Yes, I have a refrigerator.”
     The driver of the Yugo says, “That’s great, man! Hey, you got a TV in there, too? You know, I got a TV in the back seat of my Yugo!”
     The driver of the Rolls, looking very annoyed by now, says, “Of course I have a television. A Rolls-Royce is the finest luxury car in the world!”
     The driver of the Yugo says, “Very cool car! Hey, you got a bed in there, too? I got a bed in the back of my Yugo!”
     Upset that he did not have a bed, the driver of the Rolls-Royce sped away, and went straight to the dealer, where he promptly ordered that a bed be installed in the back of the Rolls.
     The next morning, the driver of the Rolls picked up the car, and the bed looked superb, complete with silk sheets and brass trim. It was clearly a bed fit for a Rolls Royce. So the driver of the Rolls begins searching for the old Yugo, and he drove all day. Finally, late at night,
he finds the Yugo parked, with all the windows fogged up from the inside. The driver of the Rolls gets out and knocks on the Yugo.
     When there isn’t any answer, he knocks and knocks and eventually the owner sticks his head out, soaking wet.
     “I now have a bed in the back of my Rolls-Royce,” the driver of the Rolls states arrogantly.
     The driver of the Yugo looks at him and says, “You got me out of the shower to tell me THAT?”

Dumbass Of The Day

Security officials at Dubbo Airport in Australia, who posted an access security code right on the door above a security keypad for all to see.  When questioned, they said it was posted there “for workers who have security clearance to use this gate.”  A trusting bunch, they are.  As a defense for this major goof, they offered, “We had a security audit last year, which we passed.”

     27-year-old William Ferris, Jr., who paid a prostitute $50 for sex in the bathroom of a White Castle in Cincinnati. After the deed was done, rather than smoke a cigarette, Ferris called police to report that he had just been robbed. When deputies responded to Ferris’s 911 call, his “story began to fall apart.  Ferris admitted that he was not, in fact, robbed by his unidentified paid date.

Today’s FTW
33-year-old Ronald Washington, who went to his son’s elementary school to retrieve four ounces of marijuana from his son’s Elmo backpack. Washington called Menallen Elementary School to ask if his son had arrived for kindergarten and told school officials he needed to get something from the Sesame Street-themed backpack, prompting school officials to search it.
School officials called police when they found the pot, and troopers were waiting to arrest Washington when he arrived at the school.

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Other stuff for 4/13/10

Welcome back Coco!  
Check out the promo HERE 
Find out how the deal went down HERE
Coco’s official unofficial site is HERE
Check out the review of Coco’s live show HERE

People that tried the new KFC Doubledown and lived to tell whats its like

Gotta love those roomate confessions

Love nude celebs?  Here you go…


The awesome thank you card the Simmons Middle School students sent us.  Its up on the wall in the Thunderdome (Rusty and my office).


We need your help spreading the word of the POM concert! Be a part of The Rock street crew and have a poster in your business.  If you would like one, contact Rusty or myself.

Bozo Criminal Of The Day

From Clackamas County, Oregon comes the story of bozo David Henry. He was spotted by a police officer as he awkwardly tried to load a bicycle onto the MAX light rail platform at a shopping center. The officer soon discovered the reason our bozo was struggling. He had a bolt-cutter and several other tools stuffed into his pants, along with $61 worth of quarters. It seems that our bozo had raided several newspaper boxes and stolen the bicycle along the way. He’s under arrest…for the 45th time.

Babe Of The Day

 Rihanna

 

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*Taste Of Home Cooking School is coming up on Saturday at the Ramkota.  If you don’t have your tickets yet you better get them now at Kesslers for only $10. Doors will open at 10am with tons of booths for you to browse.  The show starts at 3pm.

*Hub City Radio’s Big Boy Toy Show is Saturday & Sunday at the Expo Building at the Brown County Fairgrounds.  Admission is FREE! Hours are 9a-7p April 17th and 11a-5p April 18th. 

*94.1 The Rock & Jade Presents bring you Puddle Of Mudd & Adelitas Way May 24th, Ramkota Convention Center.  Tickets are on sale NOW for $27 CASH ONLY at our studios on South highway 281.  You can also get your tickets at jadepresents.com.

*94.1 The Rock, Pepper Entertainment & The Aberdeen Downtown Association present:  Saliva headlining the 2010 Great Aberdeen Pigout July 10th.  Tickets are $10 for one day of the Pigout or $15 for both days.  You can get tickets in advance at greatpigout.com or you can get them at the gate. 

*Show your support for the South Dakota Special Olympics. Myself and Lord Rokit are raising money for the Polar Plunge at Wylie Lake. Our goal is to raise $300 by April 24. We picked $300 as our goal so members of The Rock Army, donate today, whether it’s a little or a lot, anything helps and we appreciate your time and help with this great cause! Stop out for the Polar Plunge at Wylie Lake on Saturday, April 24, 2010! DONATE HERE

*Hey race fans, Hub City Radio has a NASCAR trip you can’t miss out on! We’re taking a bus to the Kansas Speedway October 1 through the 3 for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series and NASCAR Nationwide Series races. Ticket packages start at $619 and include motorcoach transportation, 2 nights lodging with breakfast, tickets to the races and more! For complete details check out hubcityradio.com or call and reserve your spot by calling the Hub City Radio offices at 229-3632 open Monday through Friday 8am till 5pm.

*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm.  For one full hour you guys control the rock.  Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in!

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am.  You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery.  The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!

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Concert Connection
For tickets, check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com.

April 18th Lifelight Tour:  Brian “Head” Welch, The Classic Crime & Children 18:3 – Aberdeen Civic Arena, Aberdeen, SD
April 28th – Breaking Benjamin, Sick Puppies & Divide The Day – Sioux Falls Convention Center, Sioux Falls, SD 
May 14th – Seasons After, Janus, Red, Lacuna Coil, Five Finger Death Punch, Drowning Pool, Seether & Three Days Grace – Husets Speedway, Brandon, SD
May 24th – Puddle Of Mudd with Adelitas Way – Ramkota Convention Center, Aberdeen, SD
May 30th – The Unite & Fight Tour with Flyleaf, 10 Years & Fair To Midland – Ramkota Exibit Hall, Sioux Falls, SD
July 10th- Saliva with TBA April 19th – Great Aberdeen Pigout, Aberdeen, SD

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