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If you missed it 4/12

If you missed The Morning Rokit this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day

An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and a beautiful Rolex watch.”
     “But you are not wearing any of those things,” the artist said.
     “I know,” she said. “It’s in case I should die before my husband. I’m sure he would remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for all that jewelry.”

Grandma’s boyfriend
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,
‘Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?’
Grandma replied, ‘Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh… I’m happy with my TV as my boyfriend.’
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma’s minister.
The minister said, ‘Hello son, is your Grandma home?’
The little boy replied, ‘Yeah, she’s in the bedroom bangin’ her boyfriend.’
The minister fainted.

Dumbass Of The Day

Joseph M. Velardo, 28, who tried to get a third degree felony on his record so he wouldn’t be allowed to attend law school. So he stole some merchandise from a Staples store in Florida. But police gave him a misdemeanor instead. The items were valued at $276.88. Because the amount was less than $300, the incident is a misdemeanor, a police spokesman said. Darn! Now he has to go to law school!

    Joseph Mullins, 24, who was acting suspiciously in a Cape Coral Florida bar for several hours where he did not have a single drink. But the bartenders saw him sniffing an orange highlighter. Officers investigated and found that the cap of the highlighter had the odor of marijuana smoke. Mullins was busted for possessing drug paraphernalia.

Today’s FTW
    Two Winnipeg teachers who simulated a lap dance at a student rally. The male and female teachers made sexually suggestive motions during a pep rally at Churchill High School and the dance was caught on video, prompting calls from some parents for the teachers to be fired. In the video, the teachers can be seen grinding against each other while the woman sits in a chair placed in the middle of the gym floor. The man straddles her and bends over while she slaps his behind and playfully tucks pretend money into his waistband. Presumably, students were busy taking notes.

    A sixth-grader who was arrested at the request of his parents for taking more than $7,000 worth of jewelry from his mother and giving it to his classmates. Police said he told investigators he gave his mother’s white gold ring and diamond ring to a female classmate who later returned the white gold ring but told him she had lost the diamond ring. The boy told police another boy in his class had his mother’s emerald and sapphire ring and offered to return them for a reward. Another classmate received a sapphire ring.

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Other stuff for 4/12/10

Oh Coco, how we miss you.

I kinda want to see this movie….

Yeah! Go South Dakota!!!!

Messin with people on Chat Roulette.  I think we should do a show on Chat Roulette once. What do you think?

What a way to go!  (NSFW)

So my blog keeps track of what you click on.  Ive noticed no one really clicks on the links Ive worked so hard to bring to you unless its about video games or about hot women.  So here you go, the best of both worlds HERE.  I expect 100 clicks to that link by the end of the day.

Remember Friday’s dumbass of the day?  The one about the kid who racked up his mothers credit card playing Farmville?  I found what his farm looks like.  Check it out HERE.

Bozo Criminal Of The Day

From Cedar Rapids, Iowa, where two men forced another man into a van at gunpoint and then robbed him of everything in his pockets and even took his shoes. After being kicked out of the van, he called the cops. The police had no trouble finding the crooks after the victim described the vehicle he had been held in. It was a black van covered with pictures of scantily clad women advertising “Big Bob’s Gold Mine”, an area strip club. And one of the robbers was apparently a relative of the owner. Oops. They’re under arrest.

Babe Of The Day

Jewel
 

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*Taste Of Home Cooking School is coming up on Saturday at the Ramkota.  If you don’t have your tickets yet you better get them now at Kesslers for only $10. Doors will open at 10am with tons of booths for you to browse.  The show starts at 3pm.

*Hub City Radio’s Big Boy Toy Show is Saturday & Sunday at the Expo Building at the Brown County Fairgrounds.  Admission is FREE! Hours are 9a-7p April 17th and 11a-5p April 18th. 

*94.1 The Rock & Jade Presents bring you Puddle Of Mudd & Adelitas Way May 24th, Ramkota Convention Center.  Tickets are on sale NOW for $27 CASH ONLY at our studios on South highway 281.  You can also get your tickets at jadepresents.com.

*94.1 The Rock, Pepper Entertainment & The Aberdeen Downtown Association present:  Saliva headlining the 2010 Great Aberdeen Pigout July 10th.  Tickets are $10 for one day of the Pigout or $15 for both days.  You can get tickets in advance at greatpigout.com or you can get them at the gate. 

*Show your support for the South Dakota Special Olympics. Myself and Lord Rokit are raising money for the Polar Plunge at Wylie Lake. Our goal is to raise $300 by April 24. We picked $300 as our goal so members of The Rock Army, donate today, whether it’s a little or a lot, anything helps and we appreciate your time and help with this great cause! Stop out for the Polar Plunge at Wylie Lake on Saturday, April 24, 2010! DONATE HERE

*Hey race fans, Hub City Radio has a NASCAR trip you can’t miss out on! We’re taking a bus to the Kansas Speedway October 1 through the 3 for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series and NASCAR Nationwide Series races. Ticket packages start at $619 and include motorcoach transportation, 2 nights lodging with breakfast, tickets to the races and more! For complete details check out hubcityradio.com or call and reserve your spot by calling the Hub City Radio offices at 229-3632 open Monday through Friday 8am till 5pm.

*May 14th 8 BANDS!! Seasons After, Janus, Red, Lacuna Coil, Drowning Pool, Five Finger Death Punch, Seether, & Three Days Grace will be rockin’ Huset’s Speedway in Brandon.  Tickets are only $41.50 in advance or $52 day of the show.  The Rock bus is SOLD OUT but we are taking names for the waiting list (just incase someone doesn’t pay).  Call 229-3632 if you want to get on the waiting list.

*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm.  For one full hour you guys control the rock.  Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in!

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am.  You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery.  The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!

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Concert Connection
For tickets, check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com.

 April 18th Lifelight Tour:  Brian “Head” Welch, The Classic Crime & Children 18:3 – Aberdeen Civic Arena, Aberdeen, SD
April 28th – Breaking Benjamin, Sick Puppies & Divide The Day – Sioux Falls Convention Center, Sioux Falls, SD 
May 14th – Seasons After, Janus, Red, Lacuna Coil, Five Finger Death Punch, Drowning Pool, Seether & Three Days Grace – Husets Speedway, Brandon, SD
May 24th – Puddle Of Mudd with Adelitas Way – Ramkota Convention Center, Aberdeen, SD
May 30th – The Unite & Fight Tour with Flyleaf, 10 Years & Fair To Midland – Ramkota Exibit Hall, Sioux Falls, SD
July 10th- Saliva with TBA April 19th – Great Aberdeen Pigout, Aberdeen, SD

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