Your Daily Adjustment

Adjusting your day….you bad, bad boy.

If you missed it 4/9

94.1 The Rock and Jade Presents bring you Puddle Of Mudd and Adelitas Way, May 24 in Aberdeen at the Ramkota Convention Center. Tickets go on sale TODAY at noon at jadepresents.com or by calling  (800) 514-3849.  You can also stop by The Rock studio’s 2 miles south of the Starlight on South Highway 281 and get your tickets for $27 CASH ONLY.

If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day

A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms.
     “What size?” asks the clerk.
     “Gee, I don’t know.”
     “Go see Sophie in aisle 4.” He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the  crotch, and yells, “Medium!” The guy is mortified! He hurries over to pay and leaves quickly.
     Another guy comes in to buy condoms, and gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4.
     Sophie grabs him and yells, “Large!” The guy struts over to the register, pays, and leaves.
     A high school kid comes in to buy condoms.
     “What size?”
     The kid sheepishly says “I’ve never done this before. I don’t know what size.”
     The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4. She grabs him and yells “Clean up in aisle 4!”

BONUS BLOG JOKE!

    An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two U.S. government officials sent to interview him.
   “Chief Two Eagles” asked one official, “You have observed the white man for 90 years. You’ve seen his wars and his technological advances.  You’ve seen his progress, and the damage he’s done.”
    The Chief nodded in agreement.
    The official continued, “Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?”
    The Chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then calmly replied “When white man found the land, Indians were running it. No taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, women did all the work, Medicine man free, Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing, all night having sex.”
    Then the chief leaned back and smiled … “Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.”

Dumbass Of The Day

A 12-year-old in the UK who has amassed a $1,400 debt in FarmVille.  Some of it came from the boy’s own savings, but most was billed to his horrified mother’s credit card. The debt was racked up in all of about two weeks’ worth of game play. In the popular casual Facebook game, players can spend real money to accrue virtual currency and items.

    Tasha Lee Cantrell, a 19-year-old Floridian who cracked open a can of high alcohol content Steel Reserve and began guzzling it down… while in the back seat of a cop car.  Cantrell was riding in a friend’s car when the driver was pulled over and arrested for DUI. As a tow truck arrived to remove her friend’s car, a stranded Cantrell asked Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office Deputy Mitchell Landis for a ride home. Deputy Landis agreed, but only after checking Cantrell’s purse for any contraband. While chauffeuring Cantrell, Landis heard the teenager “open a can of some sort” in the back of the cruiser. “As I looked at my in-car video I observed Cantrell drinking out of an unknown can.” Landis stopped his car and, upon further investigation, determined that Cantrell had popped open a can of Steel Reserve, a malt liquor known for its high alcohol content. “When I opened the rear passenger door I observed Cantrell attempting to hide the can between her legs. I retrieved this can and noticed it was Steel Reserve Beer,” reported Landis, who immediately arrested Cantrell for underage drinking. Instead of being shuttled to her doorstep, Cantrell, was rerouted to the sheriff’s office, where she was booked on the misdemeanor charge. 

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 Other stuff for 4/9/2010

If you own a gaming system, you better click HERE

Couple of days ago I linked the Ben Folds Chat Roulette 2.  Well, I found the first video.

What you didn’t know about Nintendo

 
 
 

My toys at the circus!!!!

Circus picture!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bozo Criminal Of The Day 

From Woodbine, Georgia, comes the story of bozo Harry Jacobs who needed a smoke. Really needed a smoke. Only problem, he was an inmate in the County Jail and there weren’t any cigarettes available. So he set up a meeting with a friend on the outside who was supposed to toss the smokes over a fence in the exercise yard. When our bozo went to meet his friend, he was nowhere to be found. So, he did what any cigarette-jonesing bozo would do. He climbed the fence, broke a window at a nearby convenience store and stole several packs of cigarettes. Unfortunately his break-in to the jail wasn’t as successful as his break-out. Guards spotted him as he attempted to climb back over the fence. Those were pretty expensive cigarettes. He’s been sentenced to an additional 20 years for burglary and escape.

Babe Of The Day

We’re doing a sisters theme! Today is the younger sister to Emily Deschanel, Zooey Deschanel. I know her best as Jovi in the movie Elf!

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*Check out Rusty’s Rev It Up & Rock Show Saturday night from 10 till midnight.  Rusty’s droppin’ new Saving Abel & 30 Seconds To Mars plus the best modern rock from the 90’s through today. 

*Taste Of Home Cooking School is coming up on April 17th at the Ramkota.  If you don’t have your tickets yet you better get them now at Kesslers for only $10.

*Hub City Radio’s Big Boy Toy Show is April 17th & 18th at the Expo Building at the Brown County Fairgrounds.  Admission is FREE! Hours are 9a-7p April 17th and 11a-5p April 18th. 

*94.1 The Rock, Pepper Entertainment & The Aberdeen Downtown Association present:  Saliva headlining the 2010 Great Aberdeen Pigout July 10th.  Tickets are $10 for one day of the Pigout or $15 for both days.  You can get tickets in advance at greatpigout.com or you can get them at the gate.  Oh, we’re not done yet either.  We’re announcing the supporting acts on April 19th.  Pepper Entertainment gave us a preview of who they are trying to get.  Rusty and myself are happy with ANY of the supporting acts. 

*Show your support for the South Dakota Special Olympics. Myself and Lord Rokit are raising money for the Polar Plunge at Wylie Lake. Our goal is to raise $300 by April 24. We picked $300 as our goal so members of The Rock Army, donate today, whether it’s a little or a lot, anything helps and we appreciate your time and help with this great cause! Stop out for the Polar Plunge at Wylie Lake on Saturday, April 24, 2010! DONATE HERE

*Hey race fans, Hub City Radio has a NASCAR trip you can’t miss out on! We’re taking a bus to the Kansas Speedway October 1 through the 3 for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series and NASCAR Nationwide Series races. Ticket packages start at $619 and include motorcoach transportation, 2 nights lodging with breakfast, tickets to the races and more! For complete details check out hubcityradio.com or call and reserve your spot by calling the Hub City Radio offices at 229-3632 open Monday through Friday 8am till 5pm.

*May 14th 8 BANDS!! Seasons After, Janus, Red, Lacuna Coil, Drowning Pool, Five Finger Death Punch, Seether, & Three Days Grace will be rockin’ Huset’s Speedway in Brandon.  Tickets are only $41.50 in advance or $52 day of the show.  The Rock bus is SOLD OUT but we are taking names for the waiting list (just incase someone doesn’t pay).  Call 229-3632 if you want to get on the waiting list.

*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm.  For one full hour you guys control the rock.  Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in!

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am.  You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery.  The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!

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Concert Connection
For tickets, check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com.

 April 18th Lifelight Tour:  Brian “Head” Welch, The Classic Crime & Children 18:3 – Aberdeen Civic Arena, Aberdeen, SD
April 28th – Breaking Benjamin, Sick Puppies & Divide The Day – Sioux Falls Convention Center, Sioux Falls, SD 
May 14th – Seasons After, Janus, Red, Lacuna Coil, Five Finger Death Punch, Drowning Pool, Seether & Three Days Grace – Husets Speedway, Brandon, SD
May 24th – Puddle Of Mudd with Adelitas Way – Ramkota Convention Center, Aberdeen, SD
May 30th – The Unite & Fight Tour with Flyleaf, 10 Years & Fair To Midland – Ramkota Exibit Hall, Sioux Falls, SD
July 10th- Saliva with TBA April 19th – Great Aberdeen Pigout, Aberdeen, SD

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