Your Daily Adjustment

Adjusting your day….you bad, bad boy.

If you missed it 4/7

Email of the day!  Thanks Jason.  We think your son is going to grow up just fine.
Here’s a surefire way to know my kid is going to be a rocker:  I was on my way to taking my two boys to daycare (ages 3 and 5) when you started to play Metallica.  I asked my oldest, “do you know who this is?”  He replies, “Yeah dad, it’s Metallica, I love Metallica.”  So a few minutes later we arrive at daycare and upon entering the house and taking off their jackets my oldest here’s the daycare lady listening to country.  He turns to me and asks, “Dad, what’s that?”  I replied, “Its country music son.”  My oldest, “Ooh dad, country sucks.”  I LOVE MY BOY!!!!!

If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day

A fellow went to the doctor who told him that he had a bad illness and only a year to live. So he decided to talk to his pastor. After the man explained his situation, he asked his pastor if there was anything he could do. “What you should do is go out and buy a late ’70 or early ’80 model Dodge pickup,” said the pastor. “Then go get married to the ugliest woman you can find, and buy yourselves an old trailer house in the panhandle of Oklahoma.”  The fellow asked, “Will this help me live longer?”  “No,” said the pastor, “but it will make what time you do have seem like forever.”

A koala bear and a hooker go back to her place and they get undresses. The koala bear goes down on the hooker for 3 hours straight. She has multiple orgasms!!!! After 3 hours he stops, gets up and puts on his little koala clothes. The women is hanging back huffing and puffing from exhaustion. “Oh God, that was great! Now I need my money.” The koala bear just looks at her and shrugs. Then the hooker says. “No, I need my money. I’m a hooker and this is how I make a living.” The koala bear just looks at her and continues to put on his clothes. Then the hooker gets up and runs to the book shelf, grabs a dictionary and thumbs through it to “hooker.” She hands it to the koala bear and it reads: “HOOKER: person who has sex for money.” Then the koala bear turns the page to “Koala Bear” and walks out the door. The hooker reads: “ KOALA BEAR: Eats Bushes and Leaves.

Dumbass Of The Day

An Elkhart Lake, WI bank manager who unknowingly went about her business while a robber locked bank employees in a vault and left behind a package with flashing lights before stealing cash. The man, disguised with a wig and fake mustache and beard, entered the Bank & Trust and ordered three tellers into the vault where he locked them behind a gate.  The man left a box with flashing lights near the vault and told the tellers they would be electrocuted if they left before the lights stopped flashing. The Sheboygan Press reported the manager arrived at the bank, walked into her office and never saw a thing as the robber walked out the door.

    19-year-old Justin Kockott, who went into a Best Buy store in Pittsburgh, PA, purchased a brand new iPad, then smashed it to smithereens with a baseball bat in front of the store and posted the video on YouTube. Why? “It was just something to do,” he said.  “I wanted to be the first to do it before other people did it.”  His YouTube video is called “Brand new iPad getting smashed by a baseball bat.”  Does he have something against Apple or iPads? Apparently not, he’s keeping the other two iPads he purchased the same day.  Check out the video HERE

Today’s FTW
    James Crouch, who wasn’t aware his 8-year-old son was out of the house until a sheriff’s deputy came to the family’s home and woke him up to let him his son crashed the family’s minivan. The boy used keys that he found in his mother’s purse and backed the car out of the driveway. He started going down the road at about 5 mph but could barely reach the pedals and lost control, crashing into a telephone pole. He wasn’t hurt. Crouch says the 8-year-old was still in his pajamas and just wanted to do get some gasoline for his father. He says he’s going to watch his son more closely now.


 Other stuff for 4/7/2010

Bozo Criminal Of The Day 

From Rikers Island, New York, comes the story of bozo Dana Friedrich was being held on burglary charges. It was then that he hatched his seemingly foolproof plan. He printed up fake court papers lowering his bond from $100,000 to $1000 and forged a court official’s initials on the document. Unfortunately, an officer quickly spotted the phony document and simply added forgery charges to our bozo’s rap sheet.

Babe Of The Day

The KGB girl, Elizabeth Bogush.

Auto-Tune The News 11 is out!

19 famous people with ADHD

If you don’t like country music thats cool.  Then turn the volume down and just watch THIS.  Trust me, its worth it.

Think you have a bad boss?  Check out some of THESE stories of bad bosses.

The hottest, nerdiest MILF’s EVER


*Keep checking back to our Facebook fan site today as we’ll be posting and new Nathaniel’s Rokit Productions video.  Spoiler Alert!!!! It contains alot of skipping…….

*Check out an interview that Rusty and I did with Anthony Armstrong, the guitarist from Red on The Rock page of

*Taste Of Home Cooking School is coming up on April 17th at the Ramkota.  If you don’t have your tickets yet you better get them now at Kesslers for only $10.

*Hub City Radio’s Big Boy Toy Show is April 17th & 18th at the Expo Building at the Brown County Fairgrounds.  Admission is FREE! Hours are 9a-7p April 17th and 11a-5p April 18th. 

*94.1 The Rock and Jade Presents bring you Puddle Of Mudd and Adelitas Way, May 24 in Aberdeen at the Ramkota Convention Center. Tickets go on sale this Friday at noon for $25 (plus a ton of fee’s) at or you can stop by The Rock studio’s 2 miles south of the Starlight on South Highway 281 and get your tickets for $27 CASH ONLY and no fee’s.

*94.1 The Rock, Pepper Entertainment & The Aberdeen Downtown Association present:  Saliva headlining the 2010 Great Aberdeen Pigout July 10th.  Tickets are $10 for one day of the Pigout or $15 for both days.  You can get tickets in advance at or you can get them at the gate.  Oh, we’re not done yet either.  We’re announcing the supporting acts on April 19th.  Pepper Entertainment gave us a preview of who they are trying to get.  Rusty and myself are happy with ANY of the supporting acts. 

*Show your support for the South Dakota Special Olympics. Myself and Lord Rokit are raising money for the Polar Plunge at Wylie Lake. Our goal is to raise $300 by April 24. We picked $300 as our goal so members of The Rock Army, donate today, whether it’s a little or a lot, anything helps and we appreciate your time and help with this great cause! Stop out for the Polar Plunge at Wylie Lake on Saturday, April 24, 2010!


*Hey race fans, Hub City Radio has a NASCAR trip you can’t miss out on! We’re taking a bus to the Kansas Speedway October 1 through the 3 for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series and NASCAR Nationwide Series races. Ticket packages start at $619 and include motorcoach transportation, 2 nights lodging with breakfast, tickets to the races and more! For complete details check out or call and reserve your spot by calling the Hub City Radio offices at 229-3632 open Monday through Friday 8am till 5pm.

*May 14th 8 BANDS!! Seasons After, Janus, Red, Lacuna Coil, Drowning Pool, Five Finger Death Punch, Seether, & Three Days Grace will be rockin’ Huset’s Speedway in Brandon.  Tickets are only $41.50.  The Rock bus is SOLD OUT but we are taking names for the waiting list (just incase someone doesn’t pay).  Call 229-3632 if you want to get on the waiting list.

*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm.  For one full hour you guys control the rock.  Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in!

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am.  You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery.  The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!


Concert Connection
For tickets, check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on

 April 18th Lifelight Tour:  Brian “Head” Welch, The Classic Crime & Children 18:3 – Aberdeen Civic Arena, Aberdeen, SD
April 28th – Breaking Benjamin & Sick Puppies – Sioux Falls Convention Center, Sioux Falls, SD 
May 14th – Seasons After, Janus, Red, Lacuna Coil, Five Finger Death Punch, Drowning Pool, Seether & Three Days Grace – Husets Speedway, Brandon, SD
May 24th – Puddle Of Mudd with Adelitas Way – Ramkota Convention Center, Aberdeen, SD
May 30th – The Unite & Fight Tour with Flyleaf, 10 Years & Fair To Midland – Ramkota Exibit Hall, Sioux Falls, SD
July 10th- Saliva with TBA April 19th – Great Aberdeen Pigout, Aberdeen, SD

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