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If you missed it 4/6

If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day

One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, “You had a great checkup. Is there anything that you’d like to talk about or ask me?”
     “Well,” he said, “I was thinking about getting a vasectomy.” 
     “That’s a pretty big decision. Have you talked it over with your family?” inquired the doctor.
     “Yeah.” said the man.
     “Well, what did they have to say about it?” asked the doctor.
     “They’re in favor, 15 to 2.”

OKAY, HOW ‘BOUT THIS ONE ….

    The Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.
    The Secretary of State and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before. To make it a little more interesting, Hillary says to the Pope, “Did You know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?”
    He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.
    The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance, considers what he could do.
    “That was impressive, the Pope says, “But did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd goes crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice.”
    Hillary seriously doubts this, and says so. “One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me.”
    So the Pope slapped her.

Dumbass Of The Day

82-year-old Marion Zock, who accidentally crashed her car through the front window of a Michigan salon and stuck around afterward for an appointment to get her hair done.

    52-year-old Paul John Sos, who checked himself out a hospital and swiped an unattended ambulance. Sos found the unattended ambulance with keys in the ignition and took off. The ambulance had GPS installed and police quickly found it, but Sos refused to stop, leading a 12 minute slow pursuit through residential streets before he was stopped with spike strips and arrested.

Today’s FTW
Father Bonaventure Ouedraogo who showed up at a funeral drunk and punched a mourner in the face.  When the priest was told by relatives that they did not want him to preside over the funeral of a woman he showed up anyway, drunk. Mourners prevented Father Ouedraogo from getting back into his car because he was too intoxicated to drive. At this point the priest fell to the ground, and when a man tried to help him to his feet, Father Ouedraogo punched him in the face.

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 Other stuff for 4/6/2010

Bozo Criminal Of The Day 

From Newberg, Oregon, comes the story of bozo Corey Mason who called the cops and told them that three well-dressed burglars had broken into his home. He said that he had surprised them when he returned home and they fled after he fired several rounds from his handgun at them. Police began a massive search for the men, but found nothing. Upon further investigation at his home, they also found no evidence of a struggle, much less a shootout. They did, however find methamphetamines. While the police contemplate why he would have made the whole story up, they’ve charged him with drug possession.

Babe Of The Day
Going with the hottie who is almost 40 theme today.  I dug one up from my childhood; Amy Jo Johnson. Some of you might know her as Julie from the WB’s Felicity but I know her best at Kimberly the original pink power ranger.

Ben Folds Chat Roulette 2. Funny as hell and NSFW

Ever gotten a parking ticket?  Meet your new hero!

Weird: The Al Yankovic Story

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*Taste Of Home Cooking School is coming up on April 17th at the Ramkota.  If you don’t have your tickets yet you better get them now at Kesslers for only $10.

*Hub City Radio’s Big Boy Toy Show is April 17th & 18th at the Expo Building at the Brown County Fairgrounds.  Admission is FREE! Hours are 9a-7p April 17th and 11a-5p April 18th. 

*94.1 The Rock and Jade Presents bring you Puddle Of Mudd and Adelitas Way, May 24 in Aberdeen at the Ramkota Convention Center. Tickets go on sale this Friday at noon for $25 (plus a ton of fee’s) at jadepresents.com or you can stop by The Rock studio’s 2 miles south of the Starlight on South Highway 281 and get your tickets for $27 and no fee’s.

*94.1 The Rock, Pepper Entertainment & The Aberdeen Downtown Association present:  Saliva headlining the 2010 Great Aberdeen Pigout July 10th.  Tickets are $10 for one day of the Pigout or $15 for both days.  You can get tickets in advance at greatpigout.com or you can get them at the gate.  Oh, we’re not done yet either.  We’re announcing the supporting acts on April 19th.  Pepper Entertainment gave us a preview of who they are trying to get.  Rusty and myself are happy with ANY of the supporting acts. 

*Show your support for the South Dakota Special Olympics. Myself and Lord Rokit are raising money for the Polar Plunge at Wylie Lake. Our goal is to raise $300 by April 24. We picked $300 as our goal so members of The Rock Army, donate today, whether it’s a little or a lot, anything helps and we appreciate your time and help with this great cause! Stop out for the Polar Plunge at Wylie Lake on Saturday, April 24, 2010!

DONATE HERE

*May 14th 8 BANDS!! Seasons After, Janus, Red, Lacuna Coil, Drowning Pool, Five Finger Death Punch, Seether, & Three Days Grace will be rockin’ Huset’s Speedway in Brandon.  Tickets are only $41.50.  The Rock bus is SOLD OUT but we are taking names for the waiting list (just incase someone doesn’t pay).  Call 229-3632 if you want to get on the waiting list.

*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm.  For one full hour you guys control the rock.  Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in!

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am.  You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery.  The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!

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Concert Connection
For tickets, check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com.

 April 18th Lifelight Tour:  Brian “Head” Welch, The Classic Crime & Children 18:3 – Aberdeen Civic Arena, Aberdeen, SD
April 28th – Breaking Benjamin & Sick Puppies – Sioux Falls Convention Center, Sioux Falls, SD 
May 14th – Seasons After, Janus, Red, Lacuna Coil, Five Finger Death Punch, Drowning Pool, Seether & Three Days Grace – Husets Speedway, Brandon, SD
May 24th – Puddle Of Mudd with Adelitas Way – Ramkota Convention Center, Aberdeen, SD
May 30th – The Unite & Fight Tour with Flyleaf, 10 Years & Fair To Midland – Ramkota Exibit Hall, Sioux Falls, SD
July 10th- Saliva with TBA April 19th – Great Aberdeen Pigout, Aberdeen, SD

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April 6, 2010 - Posted by | Uncategorized

1 Comment »

  1. I’ve always been impressed with Ben Folds, that is fantastic!

    Comment by Rusty | April 6, 2010 | Reply


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