Your Daily Adjustment

Adjusting your day….you bad, bad boy.

If you missed it 4/5

Go Twins!! Twins @ Angels tonight.  9:05pm first pitch with Scott Baker on the mound on 930 KSDN. Oh and the Yankees suck!!!!

If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day

Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny.
     “She’s incredibly dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards,” said one doctor. “Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of Percocet every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He nearly died on us!”
     The second doctor said, “That’s nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy nearly exploded!”
     Suddenly, they hear a blood-curdling scream from down the hall, “Oh my gosh!” said the first doctor, “I just realized I told Nurse Jenny to prick Mr. Smith’s boil!”

OKAY, HOW ‘BOUT THIS ONE? …..

    A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist.
    “I want a tooth pulled, and I don’t want Novocain because I’m in a big hurry,” the woman said. “Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we’ll be on our way.”
    The dentist was quite impressed. “You’re certainly a courageous woman,” he said. “Which tooth is it?”
    The woman turned to her husband and said, “Show him your tooth, dear.”

Dumbass Of The Day

Amy Ullock, a Canadian woman who wasn’t happy with a tattoo on her arm, so she took her tattoo artist to a small claims court to have it fixed. She wasn’t happy because it contained a spelling error. Instead of reading “You’re so beautiful,” the tattoo says “You’re so beatiful.” The judge sided with the tattoo artist, since Ullock saw the misspelling well before it was embedded on her arm.

Today’s FTW
    Cleveland Browns defensive lineman Shaun Rogers, who was arrested after a gun was discovered in his bag as he was about to board a plane at Hopkins International Airport just outside Cleveland. Rogers told police he forgot the gun was in there.

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Other stuff for 4/5/2010

Bozo Criminal Of The Day

From Lackawanna, New York, which proves the bozo apple does not fall far from the tree. Bozo Jennifer Howard was pulled over by the cops for having an expired license plate. After the officer discovered that the plate also did not match the vehicle, she offered up the Bozo Excuse that she knew her plates were expired so she swapped them with the plates on her mother’s car. During the interrogation, the officer also discovered that her driver’s license was expired. He agreed to allow her to call her mother to come pick her up. Not the best idea. Mom arrived driving her car, which had her daughter’s expired plates on it. And her driver’s license is expired also. No word on whether they’re sharing the same cell.

Babe Of The Day

Keeping with our hotties over 40 theme from Friday, today we feature Pauley Perrette who plays Abby on the CBS show NCIS.

The 25 Dirtiest Newspaper Headlines Of All Time

Check out this sweet mullet

Meet my musical hero: Dave Grohl and his fresh pot’s 

The Jon Lovits Photo Bomb

The eggs we colored over the weekend!

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*94.1 The Rock and Jade Presents bring you Puddle Of Mudd and Adelitas Way, May 24 in Aberdeen at the Ramkota Convention Center. Tickets go on sale this Friday at noon for $25 (plus a ton of fee’s) at jadepresents.com or you can stop by The Rock studio’s 2 miles south of the Starlight on South Highway 281 and get your tickets for $27 and no fee’s.

*94.1 The Rock, Pepper Entertainment & The Aberdeen Downtown Association present:  Saliva headlining the 2010 Great Aberdeen Pigout July 10th.  Tickets are $10 for one day of the Pigout or $15 for both days.  You can get tickets in advance at greatpigout.com or you can get them at the gate.  Oh, we’re not done yet either.  We’re announcing the supporting acts on April 19th.  Pepper Entertainment gave us a preview of who they are trying to get.  Rusty and myself are happy with ANY of the supporting acts. 

*Show your support for the South Dakota Special Olympics. Myself and Lord Rokit are raising money for the Polar Plunge at Wylie Lake. Our goal is to raise $300 by April 24. We picked $300 as our goal so members of The Rock Army, donate today, whether it’s a little or a lot, anything helps and we appreciate your time and help with this great cause! Stop out for the Polar Plunge at Wylie Lake on Saturday, April 24, 2010!

DONATE HERE

*May 14th 8 BANDS!! Seasons After, Janus, Red, Lacuna Coil, Drowning Pool, Five Finger Death Punch, Seether, & Three Days Grace will be rockin’ Huset’s Speedway in Brandon.  Tickets are only $41.50.  The Rock bus is SOLD OUT but we are taking names for the waiting list (just incase someone doesn’t pay).  Call 229-3632 if you want to get on the waiting list.

*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm.  For one full hour you guys control the rock.  Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in!

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am.  You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery.  The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!

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Concert Connection
For tickets, check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com.

 April 18th Lifelight Tour:  Brian “Head” Welch, The Classic Crime & Children 18:3 – Aberdeen Civic Arena, Aberdeen, SD
April 28th – Breaking Benjamin & Sick Puppies – Sioux Falls Convention Center, Sioux Falls, SD 
May 14th – Seasons After, Janus, Red, Lacuna Coil, Five Finger Death Punch, Drowning Pool, Seether & Three Days Grace – Husets Speedway, Brandon, SD
May 24th – Puddle Of Mudd with Adelitas Way – Ramkota Convention Center, Aberdeen, SD
May 30th – The Unite & Fight Tour with Flyleaf, 10 Years & Fair To Midland – Ramkota Exibit Hall, Sioux Falls, SD
July 10th- Saliva with TBA April 19th – Great Aberdeen Pigout, Aberdeen, SD

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