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If you missed it 4/2

Happy Free Beer Friday!  Be listening for your chance at your choice of 20 pack bottles of either Bud Lite or Coors Lite from the Airport Cafe & Travel Center, east of Menards in Aberdeen. 

If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day

A farmer was traveling from Georgia to New Hampshire to visit relatives, and gets pulled over by a New Hampshire State Trooper for speeding.
    The trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speeding, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer feel uncomfortable.
    Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket. As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.
    The farmer says, “Havin’ some problem with them circle flies?”
    The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, “Well yeah, if that’s what they’re called. But I’ve never heard of circle flies.”
    “Well, sir,” the farmer replies, “circle flies hang around farms. They’re called circle flies because they’re almost always found circling a round the back end of a horse.”
    The trooper says, “Oh,” and goes back to writing the ticket. But, a moment later he stops and asks, “Are you callin’ me a horse’s ass?”
    “No, sir,” the farmer replies, ” Have too much respect for law enforcement to call you a horse’s ass.”
    “That’s a good thing,” the trooper says and goes back to writing the ticket.
    After a long pause, the farmer, in his best southern drawl says, “Hard to fool them flies though.”

Dumbass Of The Day

An unknown angler in Orangeburg, South Carolina who tried to steal money bags from a bank’s night deposit drop box by using fishing line and hooks. Employees at the bank found a fishing hook in a bag and at least two other hooks in the box. One hook still had a small piece of fishing line attached. The bank said it has security footage of the would-be angler. Police said the crook’s task was impossible because the night deposit boxes are set up with trap doors so that once bags are dropped in, they can’t be taken out the same way.

    Thomas Hudnall, 62, a custodial employee at the Biltmore Hotel in Coral Gables, Florida who called in a bomb threat to get the day off.  He called 911, saying there was a bomb in the Biltmore and then yelled “Death to all Jews” before hanging up.  Cops traced the call to the hotel’s executive chef’s office. Surveillance cameras proved Hudnall, 62, was there the same time the call was placed.  Hudnall confessed and told authorities he wanted a day off.

    Two Martinsville police officers who used a Taser to subdue a 10-year-old. The Martinsville Police Department said the officers responded to Tender Teddies Day Care on reports of a 10-year-old who was out of control. A report said that the officers, trying to prevent the child from hurting other children, staff members and himself, slapped the boy and then used a Taser to subdue him. Apparently the police have been called to the day care center previously for the same boy.

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Other stuff for 4/2/2010

Bozo Criminal Of The Day

From Lackawanna, New York, which proves the bozo apple does not fall far from the tree. Bozo Jennifer Howard was pulled over by the cops for having an expired license plate. After the officer discovered that the plate also did not match the vehicle, she offered up the Bozo Excuse that she knew her plates were expired so she swapped them with the plates on her mother’s car. During the interrogation, the officer also discovered that her driver’s license was expired. He agreed to allow her to call her mother to come pick her up. Not the best idea. Mom arrived driving her car, which had her daughter’s expired plates on it. And her driver’s license is expired also. No word on whether they’re sharing the same cell.

Babe Of The Day

Tia Leoni – Go ahead, guess her age.  44….yeah, she gets the Nathaniel’s Rokit 4 thumbs & 2 appendages up. 

Hey Sports nuts! Axe has the answer for your dirty balls.

Jesse James has checked himself into an Arizona rehab center for an undisclosed addiction.  You really need rehab in a case like his because it’s so hard to give up heavily tattooed white trash Nazi stripper chicks cold turkey.  BOOM! ROASTED!

Steelers’ wide receiver Santonio Holmes is being sued for assaulting a woman in a nightclub. Maybe he was just blocking for Ben Roethlisberger.  BOOM! ROASTED!

Thanks to my good buddy, Isaac Allen from Power 106 for this ~ Canned bacon.  Yes, they make it.

Looking to breakup with someone but just don’t know how to do it?  Let the Breakup Giraffe take care of your problem.  

On the other end of the dating scale, check out THESE creative ways to propose.  Gynecologist FTW!

90’s teen queen’s.  Where are they now? 

Ahhh the smoother jazz sound of…Metallica?

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*Listen for new music from Atreyu and a great new track from a new band called Hail The Villain in Rusty’s Rev It Up and Rock Show this Saturday night from 10 to Midnight. He’ll also be featuing some Saliva and Puddle of Mudd in honor of the recent concert announcements. It’s Rusty’s Rev It Up and Rock Show, the best modern rock from the ’90’s through today, every Saturday from 10 to Midnight on 94.1 The Rock or listen on-line at HubCityRadio.com!

*94.1 The Rock and Jade Presents bring you Puddle Of Mudd and Adelitas Way, May 24 in Aberdeen at the Ramkota Convention Center. Tickets go on sale April 9 at noon for $25 (plus a ton of fee’s) at jadepresents.com or you can stop by The Rock studio’s 2 miles south of the Starlight on South Highway 281 and get your tickets for $27 and no fee’s.

*94.1 The Rock, Pepper Entertainment & The Aberdeen Downtown Association present:  Saliva headlining the 2010 Great Aberdeen Pigout July 10th.  Tickets are $10 for one day of the Pigout or $15 for both days.  You can get tickets in advance at greatpigout.com or you can get them at the gate.  Oh, we’re not done yet either.  We’re announcing the supporting acts on April 19th.  Pepper Entertainment gave us a preview of who they are trying to get.  Rusty and myself are happy with ANY of the supporting acts. 

*Show your support for the South Dakota Special Olympics. Myself and Lord Rokit are raising money for the Polar Plunge at Wylie Lake. Our goal is to raise $300 by April 24. We picked $300 as our goal so members of The Rock Army, donate today, whether it’s a little or a lot, anything helps and we appreciate your time and help with this great cause! Stop out for the Polar Plunge at Wylie Lake on Saturday, April 24, 2010!

DONATE HERE

*May 14th 8 BANDS!! Seasons After, Janus, Red, Lacuna Coil, Drowning Pool, Five Finger Death Punch, Seether, & Three Days Grace will be rockin’ Huset’s Speedway in Brandon.  Tickets are only $41.50.  The Rock bus is SOLD OUT but we are taking names for the waiting list (just incase someone doesn’t pay).  Call 229-3632 if you want to get on the waiting list.

*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm.  For one full hour you guys control the rock.  Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in!

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am.  You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery.  The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!

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Concert Connection
For tickets, check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com.

April 28th – Breaking Benjamin & Sick Puppies – Sioux Falls Convention Center, Sioux Falls, SD 
May 14th – Seasons After, Janus, Red, Lacuna Coil, Five Finger Death Punch, Drowning Pool, Seether & Three Days Grace – Husets Speedway, Brandon, SD
May 24th – Puddle Of Mudd with Adelitas Way – Ramkota Convention Center, Aberdeen, SD
May 30th – The Unite & Fight Tour with Flyleaf, 10 Years & Fair To Midland – Ramkota Exibit Hall, Sioux Falls, SD
July 10th- Saliva with TBA April 19th – Great Aberdeen Pigout, Aberdeen, SD

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