If you missed it 4/1
If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed……….
Joke Of The Day
A man is driving down a road. A woman is driving down the same road from the opposite direction.
As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells, “PIG!!”
The man immediately leans out his window and yells, “IDIOT!!”
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next curve he crashes into a huge pig in the middle of the road.
If only men would listen.
John went to a psychiatrist: “I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed, I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy.”
“Just put yourself in my hands for one year,” said the shrink. “Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”
“How much do you charge?” John asked warily.
“Each visit is $150,” replied the doctor.
“Well, I’ll sleep on it.”
Six months later the doctor bumped into John on the street: “Why didn’t you ever come
to see me about those fears you were having?”
“Well, one hundred and fifty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful
lot of money! A friend at work cured me for nothing. I was so happy to have saved all that
money that I went and bought myself a new pickup!”
“Is that so?! And how, may I ask, did your friend cure you?”
“He told me to cut the legs off the bed!”
Dumbass Of The Day
Patricia Edwards, 51, who robbed a bank so she could check “rob a bank” off her bucket list. Edwards admitted robbing a bank was something she wanted to do before she dies. She walked into a bank and handed a teller a note demanding money. When apprehended by police, she said: “Because it was something I had on my bucket list… I think everyone should have a list of things they want to do before they expire.”
Harry K. Weisiger, a 70-year-old Nashville man, who rammed his SUV several times into the back of a car that had a Obama/Biden bumper sticker. Weisiger made obscene gestures and pointed at the campaign sticker for President Barack Obama and running mate Joe Biden before he smashed into schoolteacher Mark Duren’s car. He was charged with reckless endangerment, leaving the scene of the accident and refusing to take a field sobriety test.
Daniel R. Lee, 22, who ran naked through a grocery store because he was bored. A police report said Lee admitted to walking into the IGA grocery store wearing only a rubber mask.
Other stuff for 4/1/2010
Bozo Criminal Of The Day
Bozo criminal for today comes from Cleveland, Ohio, where bozo Ricky Fox fled from the cops after a traffic violation. After leading them on a chase at speeds of up to 90 MPH, our bozo spotted a tall fence and pulled the car over. He quickly scaled the fence but did not find the freedom he was looking for on the other side. He had climbed over the fence that surrounded the state women’s prison. Oops. He’s under arrest.
Babe Of The Day
Keeping with our women of the NBC show Community, today we feature Lauren Stamile. She played Prof. Michelle Slater.
British researchers found a link between social networking sites and the spread of STDs. So Facebook really is a place to connect and share.
Hot Women Photo Contest. You’re not an American if you don’t click that link.
Andrew WK proves he’s pretty much pure awesome in THIS video
I saw Diary of A Whimpy Kid Tuesday night at the Carmike Cinema 9 taking advantage of their stimulus Tuesday promotion. Its a cute movie. Something the kids will love. That got me thinking about some of the Summer 2010 movies I’m really looking forward too. When you realize most of these are kids movies, realize I’m just a big kid.
*94.1 The Rock and Jade Presents bring you Puddle Of Mudd and Adelitas Way, May 24 in Aberdeen at the Ramkota Convention Center, tickets on sale April 9. Listen to your concert connection 94.1 The Rock for more details!!
*94.1 The Rock, Pepper Entertainment & The Aberdeen Downtown Association present: Saliva headlining the 2010 Great Aberdeen Pigout July 10th. Tickets are $10 for one day of the Pigout or $15 for both days. You can get tickets in advance at greatpigout.com or you can get them at the gate. Oh, we’re not done yet either. We’re announcing the supporting acts on April 19th. Pepper Entertainment gave us a preview of who they are trying to get. Rusty and myself are happy with ANY of the supporting acts.
*All this week listening online to Point FM, Pheasant Country 103, Sunny 97.7 & 94.1 The Rock you have your chance at winning $20 in scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery. When you hear the sounder, just be the 1st caller and you win! The only way you can win is by listening online!
*Show your support for the South Dakota Special Olympics. Myself and Lord Rokit are raising money for the Polar Plunge at Wylie Lake. Our goal is to raise $300 by April 24. We picked $300 as our goal so members of The Rock Army, donate today, whether it’s a little or a lot, anything helps and we appreciate your time and help with this great cause! Stop out for the Polar Plunge at Wylie Lake on Saturday, April 24, 2010!
*May 14th 8 BANDS!! Seasons After, Janus, Red, Lacuna Coil, Drowning Pool, Five Finger Death Punch, Seether, & Three Days Grace will be rockin’ Huset’s Speedway in Brandon. Tickets are only $41.50. The Rock bus is SOLD OUT but we are taking names for the waiting list (just incase someone doesn’t pay). Call 229-3632 if you want to get on the waiting list.
*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm. For one full hour you guys control the rock. Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in!
*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am. You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery. The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!
For tickets, check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com.
April 28th – Breaking Benjamin & Sick Puppies – Sioux Falls Convention Center, Sioux Falls, SD
May 14th – Seasons After, Janus, Red, Lacuna Coil, Five Finger Death Punch, Drowning Pool, Seether & Three Days Grace – Husets Speedway, Brandon, SD
May 24th – Puddle Of Mudd with Adelitas Way – Ramkota Convention Center, Aberdeen, SD
May 30th – The Unite & Fight Tour with Flyleaf, 10 Years & Fair To Midland – Ramkota Exibit Hall, Sioux Falls, SD
July 10th- Saliva with TBA April 19th – Great Aberdeen Pigout, Aberdeen, SD
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