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If you missed it 3/31

94.1 The Rock and Jade Presents bring you PUDDLE OF MUDD and ADELITAS WAY, May 24 in Aberdeen at the Ramkota Convention Center, tickets on sale April 9. Listen to your concert connection 94.1 The Rock for more details!!

If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day

An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City building when a young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, “Romance by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!”
     Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, “Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!”
     About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over and says, “Broccoli – 49 cents a pound.”

OKAY, HOW ‘BOUT THIS …..

    A farmer goes to a livestock dealer and buys an anvil, a bucket, two chickens, and a goose. The farmer looks at his purchases and says, “Damn, I walked here. How am I gonna carry all this home?
    The livestock dealer said, “Why don’t you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?”
    “Hey, thanks!” the farmer said, and off he went.
    While walking home he met a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, “Can you tell me how to get to 1515 Mockingbird Lane?”
    The farmer said, “Well, as a matter of fact, I live just down the road from there. Let’s take my short cut and go down this alley. We’ll be there in no time.”
    The little old lady said, “I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won’t hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?”
    The farmer said, “Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?”
    She replied, “Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket …. and I’ll hold the chickens.

Dumbass Of The Day

Ricky Flowers, 20, who led officers on a high-speed car chase, abandoned the car, took off on foot and scaled a 30-foot fence to seek refuge on the other side and landed directly in the yard of a women’s prison.

Today’s FTW
     27-year-old Gwendolyn Lowery who was operating a strip club catering to teen boys in her mobile home. She set up a living room strip club in her trailer home then marketed her services for the low, low prices of $5 for a lap dance and $20 for a “VIP special.”  When police busted in they found Lowery dancing on the stripper pole in her living room in front of twenty adoring fans, eight of whom were juveniles including a 12-year-old-boy.

    68-year-old Alexander Clement and 64-year-old Christine Clement, who were arrested for tampering with Jell-O pudding mix to receive packages of Jell-O for free.  They were allegedly taking boxes of powdered Jell-O pudding mix and replacing the contents with what investigators say is aquarium sand. They then returned the packages to get a refund.
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Other stuff for 3/31/2010

Bozo Criminal Of The Day

From Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania comes the story of bozo Donald Wesley, a true animal lover, who encountered a dead opossum on the side of the road. Trying to do the right thing, our bozo stopped and attempted to administer mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to the creature, who apparently had been dead for quite a while. A police officer spotted him and, after questioning, charged him with public intoxication. No word on the fate of the possum.

Babe Of The Day

Gillian Jacobs – You might know her best as Britta from the NBC show Community.

Don’t know what to do for April Fool’s Day?  Let me help…

APRIL FOOLS DAY IS THIS THURSDAY  . . . . . .

     (Off the net.  No, I don’t personally recommend them.  The bossman made me say that.)

–  Fill the powdered creamer with baking soda to make the hot coffee foam and bubble up.
–  Fill the sugar bowl with salt to make the coffee and cereal extra special.
–  Switch the “MEN” and “WOMEN” signs on a pair of public bathrooms while they’re occupied. 
–  Put cherry Kool-aid mix in the shower head. What a surprise first thing in the morning!
–  Grab a bottle of lotion that everybody uses and put in some instant tanning lotion. 
–  Submit your friend’s name to the newspaper’s obituary column.
–  Superglue a couple quarters to the ground on a busy sidewalk or parking lot.
–  Butter all the doorknobs and toilet seats!  
–  Put some magnetic strips from those anti-theft devices in your victim’s coat pocket. 
–  Tape the kitchen sprayer’s trigger on and aim it forward. The next person to use the water will get soaked! 
–  Take large safety pins and pin your spouse’s PJs to the sheets. Wait for him/her to “turn over.”  
–  Take out the remote control batteries. Watch your spouse go nuts trying to figure out what’s wrong with it.

The First Honest Piece of Advice About Girls on the Internet

Guys, read THIS.  You can thank me later….

25 sexy tattoo’s on 25 sexy ladies

Does your work suck?  Here, THIS will make you feel better about your job. 

10 greatest Eric Cartman moments

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*94.1 The Rock, Pepper Entertainment & The Aberdeen Downtown Association present:  Saliva headlining the 2010 Great Aberdeen Pigout July 10th.  Tickets are $10 for one day of the Pigout or $15 for both days.  You can get tickets in advance at greatpigout.com or you can get them at the gate.  Oh, we’re not done yet either.  We’re announcing the supporting acts on April 19th.  Pepper Entertainment gave us a preview of who they are trying to get.  Rusty and myself are happy with ANY of the supporting acts. 

*All this week listening online to Point FM, Pheasant Country 103, Sunny 97.7 & 94.1 The Rock you have your chance at winning $20 in scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery.  When you hear the sounder, just be the 1st caller and you win!  The only way you can win is by listening online!

*Show your support for the South Dakota Special Olympics. Myself and Lord Rokit are raising money for the Polar Plunge at Wylie Lake. Our goal is to raise $300 by April 24. We picked $300 as our goal but now we have a new goal, BEAT JAY DEAN!  He was telling us yesterday about how he is going to beat us.  Don’t let him beat you members of The Rock Army, donate today, whether it’s a little or a lot, anything helps and we appreciate your time and help with this great cause! Stop out for the Polar Plunge at Wylie Lake on Saturday, April 24, 2010!

DONATE HERE

*May 14th 8 BANDS!! Seasons After, Janus, Red, Lacuna Coil, Drowning Pool, Five Finger Death Punch, Seether, & Three Days Grace will be rockin’ Huset’s Speedway in Brandon.  Tickets are only $41.50.  The Rock bus is SOLD OUT but we are taking names for the waiting list (just incase someone doesn’t pay).  Call 229-3632 if you want to get on the waiting list.

*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm.  For one full hour you guys control the rock.  Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in!

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am.  You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery.  The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!

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Concert Connection
For tickets, check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com.

April 28th – Breaking Benjamin & Sick Puppies – Sioux Falls Convention Center, Sioux Falls, SD 
May 14th – Seasons After, Janus, Red, Lacuna Coil, Five Finger Death Punch, Drowning Pool, Seether & Three Days Grace – Husets Speedway, Brandon, SD
May 24th – Puddle Of Mudd with Adelitas Way – Ramkota Convention Center, Aberdeen, SD
May 30th – The Unite & Fight Tour with Flyleaf, 10 Years & Fair To Midland – Ramkota Exibit Hall, Sioux Falls, SD
July 10th- Saliva with TBA April 19th – Great Aberdeen Pigout, Aberdeen, SD

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March 31, 2010 - Posted by | Uncategorized

1 Comment »

  1. Dear Friends, Happy April Fool’s Day!!

    The youngest son of a great Indian chief went to his father and asked, “Oh father, how did you choose the names for your three children?”
    The great chief replied, “My son, when your older brother was born, the first sight I saw after the moment of his birth was a bear running through the woods; so I named him running-bear. The morning your sister was born, the first sight I saw was a beautiful star, so I named her morning-star. But why do you ask me such a question, two-dogs-fucking?”

    Happy April Fool’s Day!

    Comment by Lorinda | April 1, 2010 | Reply


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