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Adjusting your day….you bad, bad boy.

If you missed it 3/30

Welcome back 147th!.  Thank you to the soldiers who called in this morning requesting songs during their parade.  We were proud to be the sound track for your return home!

If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day

A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed.
     “Doc, you’ve got to help me. I can’t go on like this.”
     “What’s the problem?” the doctor inquired.
     “Well, I’m 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away.”
     “My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you’ll have women buzzing all around you.”
     The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face.
     “Did my advice not work?” asked the doctor.
     “It worked alright. For the past several weeks I’ve enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women.”
     “So, what’s your problem?” the doctor asked.
     “I don’t have a problem,” the man replied. “My wife does.”

Dumbass Of The Day

55-year-old Donald Wolfe, who tried to resuscitate a long-dead opossum along a highway. Several witnesses saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a séance. He says another saw Wolfe attempting to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. According to the report, the animal already had been dead a while.  Wolfe was arrested for public drunkenness.

    Samuel Winstead, 60, who lost it after he learned his pet schnauzer died following routine surgery. Police say he pulled out a knife and started to choke the doctor and pushed a nurse. He had the dog in a white blanket and reportedly told the doctor, “This isn’t over. … I’m going to come back and kill you.” Winstead was charged with aggravated assault and battery.

Today’s FTW
    The staff of Blackminster Middle School in England, who traumatized students with a mock shooting during a fire drill. The youngsters, aged between 10 and 13, thought they were taking part in a fire drill and were ushered out into the playground. But they were left in terror as a man appeared brandishing a gun and appeared to shoot their science teacher, as he ran across a field.  There was a delay of 10 minutes before weeping pupils were taken back to the assembly hall where teachers explained that the pretend shooting was part of a science lesson.  The school was forced to apologize to parents, admitting that the stunt had gone “too far” and that pupils should have had their fears allayed sooner.

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Other stuff for 3/30/2010

Bozo Criminal Of The Day

Bozo criminal for today comes from Naperville, Illinois, where bozo Carly Hampton was taken to jail after getting into a heated dispute with a cab driver. The officer on duty offered our bozo use of a telephone, telling her she was entitled to one phone call. So, she called a relative to come pick her up, right? Wrong. Maybe she called a bail bondsman? No. A lawyer? Nope. Instead our bozo used her one call to dial 911 and tell the operator that she was “trapped inside the police station.” It comes as no big surprise that this was not a good idea. She now has earned another criminal charge, this one for making a false 911 report.

Babe Of The Day

Alison Brie – Annie Edison on the show Community or you might know her as Trudy Campbell from the TV show Mad Men.

Click HERE for something awesome

Hot chicks by category

Check out the red band trailer for hit-girl in the movie Kick Ass.  This trailer is NSFW (Not Safe For Work)

A British study says the New York Yankees are the world’s highest-paid professional athletes in a team sport.  So in these tough times if the Yankees pull a pitcher in the middle of a game it’s not because he’s been giving up hits, it’s because he’s just been laid off. BOOM! ROASTED! 

Several players entering the NFL draft have a history of marijuana use. And they all want to play for the Lions after reading that they take a lot of hits.  Sorry Bri, I had too….

Happy birthday to Slowhand himself Eric Clapton who turns 65 today. 

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*94.1 The Rock, Pepper Entertainment & The Aberdeen Downtown Association present:  Saliva headlining the 2010 Great Aberdeen Pigout July 10th.  Tickets are $10 for one day of the Pigout or $15 for both days.  You can get tickets in advance at greatpigout.com or you can get them at the gate.  Oh, we’re not done yet either.  We’re announcing the supporting acts on April 19th.  Pepper Entertainment gave us a preview of who they are trying to get.  Rusty and myself are happy with ANY of the supporting acts. 

*All this week listening online to Point FM, Pheasant Country 103, Sunny 97.7 & 94.1 The Rock you have your chance at winning $20 in scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery.  When you hear the sounder, just be the 1st caller and you win!  The only way you can win is by listening online!

*Show your support for the South Dakota Special Olympics. Myself and Lord Rokit are raising money for the Polar Plunge at Wylie Lake. Our goal is to raise $300 by April 24. We picked $300 as our goal but now we have a new goal, BEAT JAY DEAN!  He was telling us yesterday about how he is going to beat us.  Don’t let him beat you members of The Rock Army, donate today, whether it’s a little or a lot, anything helps and we appreciate your time and help with this great cause! Stop out for the Polar Plunge at Wylie Lake on Saturday, April 24, 2010!

DONATE HERE

*May 14th 8 BANDS!! Seasons After, Janus, Red, Lacuna Coil, Drowning Pool, Five Finger Death Punch, Seether, & Three Days Grace will be rockin’ Huset’s Speedway in Brandon.  We still got a seat on The Rock Bus for YOU!  Cost is only $79 per person.  We’ll take you down there, get you in the show and take you home.  Plus its a 21 and older bus so alcohol is allowed in a plastic or can container.  Get off your ass and get on The Rock Bus (the only bus that might actually go to jail :-P) Call 229-3632.

*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm.  For one full hour you guys control the rock.  Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in!

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am.  You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery.  The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!

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Concert Connection
For tickets, check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com.

April 28th – Breaking Benjamin & Sick Puppies – Sioux Falls Convention Center, Sioux Falls, SD 
May 14th – Seasons After, Janus, Red, Lacuna Coil, Five Finger Death Punch, Drowning Pool, Seether & Three Days Grace – Husets Speedway, Brandon, SD
May 30th – The Unite & Fight Tour with Flyleaf, 10 Years & Fair To Midland – Ramkota Exibit Hall, Sioux Falls, SD
July 10th- Saliva with TBA April 19th – Great Aberdeen Pigout, Aberdeen, SD

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