Your Daily Adjustment

Adjusting your day….you bad, bad boy.

If you missed it……3/29

Happy Monday

If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed……….

Joke Of The Day

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labor pain to the baby’s father. He asked if they were willing to try it out.
     They were both very much in favor of it.
     The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer.
     The husband was still feeling fine.
     The doctor checked the husband’s blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well.
Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
     The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.
     When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.

Dumbass Of The Day

 Tonya Neff a Southern California middle school teacher who was arrested for teaching while drunk. Administrators at Thermal’s Toro Canyon Middle School said the 47-year-old teacher was apparently intoxicated on campus. Neff had taken prescription drugs and alcohol and an alcoholic beverage was found inside a container. Neff has been placed on leave.

    A thief who made off with merchandise worth more than $28,000. He broke into an unmarked truck, so he wasn’t sure what he had stolen. It turned out he swiped 56,400 green Bic highlighters and several other boxes of 400 pens each.

Todays FTW
    Administrators at Manor Church of England elementary school in Melksham, England, who charged a woman for trespassing because she entered school grounds to help a young boy down from a tree. Kim Barrett, 38, said she was passing and asked a young boy clinging to a tree about 6 feet high if he was okay. She said, “It became clear he had been there since the end of playtime, around half an hour earlier.” Barrett said she helped the 5-year-old down from the tree and took him inside the school, where she said officials were anything but grateful. Principal Beverley Martin said the school has a policy of not helping children down from trees. She said teachers are told to “observe from a distance so the child does not get distracted and fall.”

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Bozo Criminal Of The Day

Bozo criminal for today comes from Orem, Utah, where bozo John Watkins swiped a couple of cell phones from a convenience store. And that’s where he troubles began. Apparently he left behind a slip of paper with his address on it. Then, he somehow became disorientated and flagged down a police officer to ask for directions. The very same police officer that was investigating the theft and had just received a description of our bozo from the clerk. Oops. He’s been charged with theft and possession of marijuana.

Babe Of The Day
Amanda Crew – You might know her as Felica in the movie Sex Drive.  You might also know her as Kia in the movie She’s The Man. 

Check out this preview for the movie The Runaways

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*94.1 The Rock, Pepper Entertainment & The Aberdeen Downtown Association present:  Saliva headlining the 2010 Great Aberdeen Pigout July 10th.  Tickets are $10 for one day of the Pigout or $15 for both days.  You can get tickets in advance at greatpigout.com or you can get them at the gate.  Oh, we’re not done yet either.  We’re announcing the supporting acts on April 19th.  Pepper Entertainment gave us a preview of who they are trying to get.  Rusty and myself are happy with ANY of the supporting acts. 

*All this week listening online to Point FM, Pheasant Country 103, Sunny 97.7 & 94.1 The Rock you have your chance at winning $20 in scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery.  When you hear the sounder, just be the 1st caller and you win!  The only way you can win is by listening online!

*Show your support for the South Dakota Special Olympics. Myself and Lord Rokit are raising money for the Polar Plunge at Wylie Lake. Our goal is to raise $300 by April 24. We picked $300 as our goal because we have faith in you, the listeners and because Jay Dean on our sister station Sunny 97.7 raised $300 last year, so we decided to issue the challenge to you to show that rockers care!

Donate today, whether it’s a little or a lot, anything helps and we appreciate your time and help with this great cause! Stop out for the Polar Plunge at Wylie Lake on Saturday, April 24, 2010!

DONATE HERE

*May 14th Janus, Red, Lacuna Coil, Drowning Pool, Five Finger Death Punch, Seether, & Three Days Grace will be rockin’ Huset’s Speedway in Brandon.  Want to go?  If you’re 21 or older, come hop on The Rock bus with myself and Lord Rokit!  Cost is only $79 per person which includes your round trip motorcoach transportation and a ticket to the show.  8 seats are left!   YOU!  Yes, YOU!  Get off your ass and call 229-3632 M-F, 8-5 to reserve your seat.

*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm.  For one full hour you guys control the rock.  Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in!

*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am.  You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery.  The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!

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Concert Connection
For tickets, check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com.

April 28th – Breaking Benjamin & Sick Puppies – Sioux Falls Convention Center, Sioux Falls, SD 
May 14th – Janus, Red, Lacuna Coil, Five Finger Death Punch, Drowning Pool, Seether & Three Days Grace – Husets Speedway, Brandon, SD
May 30th – The Unite & Fight Tour with Flyleaf, 10 Years & Fair To Midland – Ramkota Exibit Hall, Sioux Falls, SD
July 10th- Saliva with TBA April 19th – Great Aberdeen Pigout, Aberdeen, SD

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