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If you missed it 3/26

HAPPY FREE BEER FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you missed The Morning Rokit this morning on 94.1 The Rock, you missed…

Joke Of The Day

 A newlywed couple move into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?”
     The husband just looks at his wife and says, “What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?”
     A few days go by, and he comes home from work and again his wife asks for a favor,   
     “Honey, the car won’t start, I think that it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?”
     “What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?”
     Another couple of weeks go by, and it’s raining pretty hard. His wife finds a leak in the roof. She pleads with him as he’s walking through the door. “Honey, there’s a leak in the roof! Can you please fix it?”
     He just looks at her and says, “What do I look like, Bob Vila?” and sits down with a beer to watch the game.
     One weekend the husband wakes up and it is pouring pretty hard, but the leak in the roof is gone! He goes to take a shower and finds that the one pipe behind the sink isn’t leaking anymore either.
     His wife comes home just then, and as she walks through the door, the husband asks, “Honey, how come there aren’t any more leaks, and the car’s running?”
     She replies nonchalantly, “Oh, the other day I was picking up the mail, and I ran into one of our new neighbors, Jon.  What a nice man. He came over and fixed everything.”
     “Wow, did he charge us anything?” asks the husband.
     “No, he just said that he’d do it for free if I either baked him a cake or had sex with him.”
     “Cool. What kind of cake did you make?” asks the husband. 
     “Cake? What do I look like, Betty Crocker?”

Dumbass of The Day

Albert Bailey, 27, and a 16-year-old boy, both of Bridgeport, CT, who called a People’s United Bank and told employees to be ready with money because they were coming to rob the facility and were prepared to create a “blood bath.” The pair showed up unarmed at the bank about 10 minutes after placing the call, but police were waiting and arrested the pair.

  Today’s FTW
    Matthew Eaton, 34 and Laura Eaton, 27, who boasted on the “Dr Phil” show they made as much as $3,500 a week by selling shoplifted toys online.  Like cops don’t watch TV. They have been sentenced to prison.  Assistant US Attorney Nicole Acton Jones said the couple made at least $100,000 from June 2007 to March 2009 by stealing Lego toy kits, transporting them across state lines and selling them on eBay and other online auction sites.

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Bozo Criminal Of The Day
Bozo criminal for today comes from Fairfield, Connecticut, where bozo Albert Baker and a 16-year-old accomplice thought they had come up with the ultimate plan for simplifying bank robberies. Simply call ahead first. And that’s exactly what they did, calling the bank and telling the teller that they were on their way to rob the place and to avoid trouble, simply have a bag of money ready to go. Unfortunately for them, the teller called the cops instead and they were there waiting for our bozos when they arrived. Busted!

Babe Of The Day
Mila Kunis – Voice of Meg on Family Guy, Jackie on That 70’s Show

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*Show your support for the South Dakota Special Olympics. Myself and Lord Rokit are raising money for the Polar Plunge at Wylie Lake. Our goal is to raise $300 by April 24. We picked $300 as our goal because we have faith in you, the listeners and because Jay Dean on our sister station Sunny 97.7 raised $300 last year, so we decided to issue the challenge to you to show that rockers care!

Donate today, whether it’s a little or a lot, anything helps and we appreciate your time and help with this great cause! Stop out for the Polar Plunge at Wylie Lake on Saturday, April 24, 2010!

DONATE HERE

*Listen to the Morning Rokit next Monday morning (03/29/’10) around 8:10AM as myself and The Rokit will be dropping the headlining acts for the 2010 Great Aberdeen Pig Out, trust me, you don’t want to miss this.

*Catch Rusty’s Rev it Up and Rock Show this Saturday night for a brand new track from Stone Temple Pilots plus new music from Coheed and Cambria and The Classic Crime. Rusty’s Rev It Up and Rock Show, mixing the best modern rock from the ‘90’s through today every Saturday night from 10 to Midnight only on 94.1 The Rock or listen on-line at HubCityRadio.com.

*May 14th Janus, Red, Lacuna Coil, Drowning Pool, Five Finger Death Punch, Seether, & Three Days Grace will be rockin’ Huset’s Speedway in Brandon.  Want to go?  If you’re 21 or older, come hop on The Rock bus with myself and Lord Rokit!  Cost is only $79 per person which includes your round trip motorcoach transportation and a ticket to the show.  8 Seats are left on the bus! Call 229-3632 M-F, 8-5 to reserve your seat.

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