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If You missed it….3/25

If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning….

Joke Of The Day

 A little old lady was going up and down the halls of her nursing home wearing only a skimpy and very flimsy negligee. As she wandered around, she kept flipping up her nightgown at people and yelling out, “Super Sex!!!”  
     Everyone she was encountering just looked away or sadly shook their heads.
     Then she walked up to an elderly man who was half asleep in his wheelchair.
     Flipping up her gown at him, she yelled “Super Sex!”
     He opened one eye, silently looked at her for a moment or two, and then finally answered, “I’ll take the soup.”

   A young redhead goes to the doctor and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
   “Impossible,” says the doctor, “Show me.” 
   She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, “You’re not really a redhead are you?” “No,” she says, 
   “I’m actually a blond.”
   “I thought so,” the doctor says.
   “Your finger is broken.”

Dumbass Of The Day

*Edward and Dennis Nail, and Edward’s wife Deborah, who started a brawl at an Indiana funeral home and landed in jail. The brawl apparently came after the burial of Virginia Nail, the mother of Edward and Dennis. According to police, when cops arrived the brothers were “fighting on the ground” while Deborah struck her brother-in-law with a club.  Edward said the fight began after his brother Dennis “came to the funeral home and began cussing him.”

*Two unidentified women who threw punches in front of kids at the Children’s Museum in St. Paul, Minnesota. Museum officials said two women started fighting in front of the museum packed with kids and parents who came for “free Sunday” admission. A Children’s Museum official said there was some “pushing and shoving, a few punches thrown and hair pulling.” Witnesses told police the fighting was so violent, a massive hole was left in the museum’s lobby wall. Police are unsure what lead to the scuffle.

Today’s FTW
*Carly Houston, who was arrested after her taxi driver asked her for specific directions to her intended destination and she allegedly “yelled, screamed, cursed and extended both middle fingers at the cab driver and threatened bodily harm” against him. The driver pulled over at a gas station, where witnesses were “alarmed and disturbed” by the passenger’s behavior. Houston was arrested after police arrived and she refused to pay the taxi fare. Houston incurred further charges at the police station when she used an allowed phone call to dial 911 and report she was “trapped inside the detention facility.”

*A burglar who broke into a restaurant just to cook and eat a chicken dinner, leaving behind $200 left in the cash register and dirty dishes. The burglar entered the rear of Matsu Sushi Grill through a hole made by an exhaust fan of the restaurant. After the intruder ate, he left, according to the report

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Babe Of The Day
Katherine Heigl – Knocked Up, Grey’s Anatomy

Bozo Criminal Of The Day
From Spring Hill, Florida, where Bozo Louis Perez may have been watching too many of those home makeover shows. Obviously thinking he needed something to spruce up his yard, our bozo pulled up in front of a doctor’s office, tied a rope to his truck, and affixed the other end of the rope to an expensive palm tree that was part of the office’s landscaping. Our bozo then proceeded to drive away, pulling the tree up by the roots. Office staffers noticed what was going on and called the cops, who simply followed the trail of sand to our bozo’s home. He’s busted!

A friend of mine from Vermillion sent me this.  Thanks Kyle! Drugs Make You Ugly

Thanks to the Roving Field Agent Guy for these awesome pen holders

South bound lane of I29 south of Fargo Sunday.

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*Listen to the Morning Rokit next Monday morning (03/29/’10) around 8:10AM as myself and The Rokit will be dropping the headlining acts for the 2010 Great Aberdeen Pig Out, trust me, you don’t want to miss this.

*Catch Rusty’s Rev it Up and Rock Show this Saturday night for a brand new track from Stone Temple Pilots plus new music from Coheed and Cambria and The Classic Crime. Rusty’s Rev It Up and Rock Show, mixing the best modern rock from the ‘90’s through today every Saturday night from 10 to Midnight only on 94.1 The Rock or listen on-line at HubCityRadio.com.

*May 14th Janus, Red, Lacuna Coil, Drowning Pool, Five Finger Death Punch, Seether, & Three Days Grace will be rockin’ Huset’s Speedway in Brandon.  Want to go?  If you’re 21 or older, come hop on The Rock bus with myself and Lord Rokit!  Cost is only $79 per person which includes your round trip motorcoach transportation and a ticket to the show.  Seats are limited! Call 229-3632 M-F, 8-5 to reserve your seat.

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March 25, 2010 - Posted by | Uncategorized

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