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If you missed it 3/24

If you missed The Morning Rokit, weekdays 7-10am on 94.1 The Rock, this is what you missed this morning.

Joke Of The Day

A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane.
    After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, “Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?”
    The rabbi responded, “Yes, that is still one of our laws.”
    The priest then asked, “Have you ever eaten pork?”
    To which the rabbi replied, “Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich.”
    The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.
    A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, “Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?”
    The priest replied, “Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith.”
    The rabbi then asked him, “Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?”
    The priest replied, “Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke my Faith.”
    The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking, for about five minutes.
    Finally, the rabbi said, “Beats the heck out of a ham sandwich, doesn’t it?”

Dumbass Of The Day

Officials of South Florida Career College who placed a very nice billboard up only to learn that it has a glaring typo. The billboard reads “It’s never too late to start you career,” with the “you” an apparent typo filling in for the grammatically correct “your.” The college declined to comment on the error and would not reveal whether the typo was the fault of school officials, the designers of the billboard or those charged with putting up the advertisement.

    Elbert Lewis Thompson II, 20, who walked into a bar in Pittsburgh wearing only a hospital gown with an I.V. needle still stuck in his arm. Instead of serving Thompson, the bartender called police. Turns out Thompson is wanted in Michigan on charges of armed robbery. If you’re under 21 and wanted for armed robbery, it’s not such a good idea to make yourself so noticeable … in a bar.

Today’s FTW! (For The Win)
    David Nolan, 48, a Colorado state trooper who was arrested on suspicion of driving drunk in uniform while he was behind the wheel of a marked patrol car and carrying a gun. He was booked on charges of driving under the influence and prohibited use of weapons. The arrest was made after several people reported a State Patrol car driving erratically near Castle Rock, about 25 miles south of Denver.
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I have a running joke with a good friend of mine at a radio station in Watertown.  So if you have Facebook, join the Isaac Allan for South Dakota Governor in 2010 group.

Happy Birthday goes out to Alyson Hannigan (Michelle from American Pie) who turns 36.  I feel old….

Also happy birthday goes out to Betty White who turns 88 today. 

BETTY WHITE IS FREAKING METAL!
BETTY WHITE IS SICK OF YOUR SH*T!!!

*Check this out….Tiger Woods is demanding that a line of blow-up Tiger Woods love dolls be recalled and destroyed. If women want to practice their blowing skills with Tiger Woods, they’ll have to call the real thing.  Yes! ROASTED!!!

*Season eight of MythBusters premeres tonight on the Discovery Channel. By the end of each episode, Jamie and Adam have determined if the featured myth is busted, plausible, or confirmed. I picked a few myths from the previous seven seasons. Check out some of these crazy myths…….

– Myth: A blind person can drive a car safely by following instructions given by a passenger ….. CONFIRMED (Episode 108)

– Myth: Dipping a sleeping person’s hand in a bowl of warm water will cause him/her to “wet the bed” (urinate involuntarily) ….. BUSTED (Episode 137)

– Myth: A lighter can explode when put in a laundry dryer ….. BUSTED (Episode 65)

*Listen to the Morning Rokit next Monday morning (03/29/’10) around 8:10AM as myself and The Rokit will be dropping the headlining acts for the 2010 Great Aberdeen Pig Out, trust me, you don’t want to miss this.

*Catch Rusty’s Rev it Up and Rock Show this Saturday night for a brand new track from Stone Temple Pilots plus new music from Coheed and Cambria and The Classic Crime. Rusty’s Rev It Up and Rock Show, mixing the best modern rock from the ‘90’s through today every Saturday night from 10 to Midnight only on 94.1 The Rock or listen on-line at HubCityRadio.com.

*May 14th Janus, Red, Lacuna Coil, Drowning Pool, Five Finger Death Punch, Seether, & Three Days Grace will be rockin’ Huset’s Speedway in Brandon.  Want to go?  If you’re 21 or older, come hop on The Rock bus with myself and Lord Rokit!  Cost is only $79 per person which includes your round trip motorcoach transportation and a ticket to the show.  Seats are limited! Call 229-3632 M-F, 8-5 to reserve your seat.

Babe Of The Day
Kari Byron – Mythbusters

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March 24, 2010 - Posted by | Uncategorized

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