If You Missed It 7/09/2010
94.1 The Rock welcomes: Saliva with Shaman’s Harvest, Core and others to the 2010 Great Aberdeen Pigout this TOMORROW. Tickets are $10 for one day of the Pigout or $15 for both days. You can get tickets in advance by clicking HERE, CD Exchange, Pauer Sound & the Aberdeen Downtown Assoc office or you can get them at the gate.
Great Aberdeen Pigout Schedule
5:30pm Sleeping In
6:20pm Lunar Funk Theory
7:20pm Roster McCabe
8:30pm That 1 Guy
10pm Keller Williams
Saturday Second Stage
11:40am Battle Of The Band Winner: Beyond The Mountains
12:30pm Pop’s Blues Rhythm Band
1:20pm Andy Gibson Band
2:10pm Funken Grassholes
3pm Rubber Gloves
4:05pm Avian Sunrise
5:15pm Sherpa String Syndicate
3:30pm June Bug
5:50pm Down Lo
7:10pm Bernard Allison
8:35pm Backyard Tire Fire
9:40pm Shaman’s Harvest
If you missed The Morning Rokit on 94.1 The Rock this morning, you missed……….
Joke Of The Day
A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life.
”Wow, this is great,” he thought. It wasn’t long before he came to a hedge and, after squeezing under it he saw a wonderful sight: lots of other bunny rabbits, all free, having fun and nibbling at the lush grass.
”Hey,” he called. “I’m a rabbit from the laboratory and I’ve just escaped. Are you wild rabbits?”
”Yes. Come and join us,” they cried. Our friend hopped over to them and started eating the grass. It tasted so good, unlike his tasteless food he grew up with.
”What else do you wild rabbits do?” he asked.
”Well,” one of them said. “You see that field there? It’s got carrots growing in it. We dig them up and eat them.”
This he couldn’t resist and he spent the next hour eating the most succulent carrots. They were wonderful.
Later, he asked them again, “What else do you do?”
”You see that field there? It’s got lettuce growing in it. We eat them as well.”
The lettuce tasted just as good and he returned a while later completely full.
”Is there anything else you guys do?” he asked. One of the other rabbits came a bit closer to him and spoke softly. “You see those girl rabbits over there,” he said, pointing to the far corner of the field. Then he whispered in his ear what they do with the girl rabbits.
Well, our friend spent the rest of the morning with the girl rabbits until staggered back over to the guys.
”That was fantastic,” he panted.
”So are you going to live with us then?” one of them asked.
”I’m sorry, I had a great time but I can’t.”
The wild rabbits all stared at him, a bit surprised. “Why? We thought you liked it here.”
”I do,” our friend replied. “But I must get back to the laboratory. I’m dying for a cigarette.”
Dumbass Of The Day
A 29-year-old Georgia man who held his mother hostage for failing to iron his clothes. The man, who lives with his parents, pulled out a gun, and took his mother’s keys and cell phones and then refused to let her leave for six hours. Why didn’t he iron his own clothes? He told his mother that ironing was “woman’s work.”
75-year-old Constance Chapman, who drove her car through the front of an Atlanta liquor store. Chapman told police her brakes went out while she was attempting to pull into a parking space in front of the store. Oh, and she also told the officers this is the second time she’s driven her car into that liquor store.
A 67-year-old woman who poured hot coffee on a neighbor and then punched her. The 67-year-old took the full pot of coffee from the common area of her complex. Upon seeing this, a 61-year-old woman reminded her that tenants aren’t allowed to take items from the common area. A heated discussion followed and the 67-year-old threw the hot coffee and hit the 61-year-old in the head several times. The 67-year-old was taken to jail for assault.
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Listen for Christmas in July all month long here on 94.1 The Rock. Each weekday morning during the Morning Rokit we’ll play a rockin’ Christmas track and if you’re the 9th caller you’ll score the gift of the day. Gifts include brand new CD’s (even some that aren’t out yet!), t-shirts, meet and greets with bands from the Pig Out and more! It’s Christmas in July on 94.1 The Rock!
*Join myself and Rusty at the Ramkota Convention Center in Aberdeen for 94.1 The Rock’s Comedy Night tonight at 9PM, doors/bar open at 8PM. Tickets are $6 in advance at South C Convenience Store, The Wolf Stop and C-Express (available until Noon Wednesday) or $7 at the door. This week it’s John Bush & Benny Quash.
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*Hey race fans, Hub City Radio has a NASCAR trip you can’t miss out on! We’re taking a bus to the Kansas Speedway October 1 through the 3 for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series and NASCAR Nationwide Series races. Ticket packages start at $619 and include motorcoach transportation, 2 nights lodging with breakfast, tickets to the races and more! For complete details check out hubcityradio.com or call and reserve your spot by calling the Hub City Radio offices at 229-3632 open Monday through Friday 8am till 5pm.
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**TOMORROW- Saliva with Shaman’s Harvest, Core and others - Great Aberdeen Pigout, Aberdeen, SD – Tickets Here
Brown County Fair tickets are on sale NOW!
*August 19th – Clay Walker & Joe Diffie – The Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Ticket Locations Here
*August 20th – Jake Owen & Love & Theft – The Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Ticket Locations Here
*August 21st – Kenny Rogers & Joey+ Rory – The Brown County Fair, Aberdeen, SD – Ticket Locations Here
*October 3 – Rockstar Uproar Tour: Disturbed, Avenged Sevenfold, Stone Sour, Halestorm, Hellyeah, Airbourne, Hail The Villain & New Medicine – Fargodome, Fargo, ND – Details Here
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