If you missed it 4/23/10
ITS THE FINAL DAY TO DONATE!!!! Show your support for the South Dakota Special Olympics. Myself and Lord Rokit are raising money for the Polar Plunge at Wylie Lake. Our goal is to raise $300. We picked $300 as our goal so members of The Rock Army, donate today, whether it’s a little or a lot, anything helps and we appreciate your time and help with this great cause! Stop out for the Polar Plunge at Wylie Lake, TOMORROW! DONATE HERE
If you missed The Morning Rokit this morning, you missed……….
Joke Of The Day
Two hunters were off on their annual trip to the Canadian wilderness to bag a moose. As the seaplane landed on a lake in a remote area, the pilot said, “I’ll be back in one week to pick you up. But only one moose, please.”
When he returned to the lake, he found the hunters proudly standing beside two moose.
“I told you guys only one moose!” the furious flier screamed. “There’s no way the plane can take off with that much weight!”
“You’re just a chicken pilot,” one hunter said. “We killed two moose last year and that pilot wasn’t afraid to take off.”
Stung by the suggestion of cowardice, he reconsidered. “All right, if you did it last year, I guess we can try it.”
They loaded up and the pilot taxied to the far end of the lake to begin his take-off. The plane bounced across the water as it strained to get airborne, but the overloaded aircraft finally ran out of space and crashed into the trees. Some time later, the hunters regained consciousness.
“Where are we?” one asked.
His friend looked around at the scattered debris, then back at the edge of the lake and replied, “About a hundred yards farther than last year.”
A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, ‘Why don’t you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy.’ The blind man replies, ‘If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we’d be riding the bus, so shut the hell up.
Dumbass Of The Day
Katrina Purll, 29, who went to a police station to collect her lost purse. But when she arrived, she was arrested …. for possession of the cocaine found inside her purse. “It seems not to have crossed her mind that the first thing we do with a bag which is handed in is have a good look through it,” a police source said.
A British bus driver who read a book at the wheel of a passenger bus, steering with his elbows while holding a small book. A video of the event taken by a passenger and posted on the internet, appears to show the driver flicking through the pages of a book while driving. He was oblivious to the fact that he is on video. Check out the video HERE.
Other stuff for 4/22/10
Bozo Criminal Of The Day
From Kennewick, Washington, comes the story of bozo Travis Hampton who broke into a store, looked around and took inventory of what he wanted to steal. He then logged onto the store’s computers and posted some of the items for sale on the internet. While there, he also logged onto his MySpace account and looked at some porn before leaving. He left behind all the evidence the cops needed to place him under arrest.
Babe Of The Day
Michelle-American Pie Movies
Lily-How I Met Your Mother
*May 14th 94.1 The Rock is taking a bus to go see Three Days Grace, Seether and others at Husets Speedway in Brandon. The Silver Dollar Bar wants to send you to that show with Brent & Rusty on The Rock Bus. Be listening for details coming soon on how you can hop on The Rock Bus for free
*Rusty’s droppin new Red Line Chemistry & Anew Revolution in Rev It Up & Rock Saturday night 10-Mid on The Rock
*Join Lou & his guests: Korn, Saving Abel & STP. He’ll get you plugged in with Anew Revolution, ask Christia, a concert report on H.I.M. in Philadelphia, dirt & find out whats in Lou’s MP3 player. Its all on the world famous Harddrive, Sunday night 10-midnight on The Rock.
*ITS FREE BEER FRIDAY!!!! Be listening for your chance at your choice of 20 pack bottles of either Bud Lite or Coors Lite from the Airport Cafe & Travel Center, east of Menards in Aberdeen.
*94.1 The Rock & Jade Presents bring you Puddle Of Mudd, Adelitas Way & Downplay May 24th, Ramkota Convention Center. Tickets are on sale NOW for $27 CASH ONLY at our studios on South highway 281 or at CD Exchange. You can also get your tickets by clicking HERE.
*How would you like to win a back yard BBQ with myself & Rusty & 20 of your closest friends? Stop dreaming and make it happen by registering online at hubcityradio.com! Each weekday in May we’ll draw one name and announce it. That person will then have 10 minutes to call in. If they do, their name will go into the drawing at the end of May. If your the winner Rusty and I will come to your house, bring the grill, food, cooler & drinks, even a fireworks package and leave it all behind for you to keep. Register online today by clicking HERE.
Brent & Rusty’s Backyard BBQ is brought to you by: Unclaimed Freight Furniture, Hot Rocket Fireworks, South C Convenience Store, Dakota Hot Tubs, Airport Cafe and Travel Center, Pepsi and Jacob’s Family Dentistry
*94.1 The Rock, Pepper Entertainment & The Aberdeen Downtown Association present: Saliva with Shaman’s Harvest and others, coming to the 2010 Great Aberdeen Pigout July 10th. Tickets are $10 for one day of the Pigout or $15 for both days. You can get tickets in advance by clicking HERE, CD Exchange, Pauer Sound & the Aberdeen Downtown Assoc office or you can get them at the gate. For the full list of bands coming to the Pigout visit their website by clicking HERE.
*Hey race fans, Hub City Radio has a NASCAR trip you can’t miss out on! We’re taking a bus to the Kansas Speedway October 1 through the 3 for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series and NASCAR Nationwide Series races. Ticket packages start at $619 and include motorcoach transportation, 2 nights lodging with breakfast, tickets to the races and more! For complete details check out hubcityradio.com or call and reserve your spot by calling the Hub City Radio offices at 229-3632 open Monday through Friday 8am till 5pm.
*Don’t forget the All Request Lunch Rush weekdays from 12-1pm. For one full hour you guys control the rock. Can’t complain about the music if you don’t call in!
*Stump The DJ weekdays at 7:40am. You have your chance to call in and stump the DJ’s for your chance at scratch tickets from the South Dakota Lottery. The better the question, the more scratch tickets you could win!
For tickets, check out the Concert Connection page of The Rock Page on hubcityradio.com.
April 28th – Breaking Benjamin, Sick Puppies & Divide The Day – Sioux Falls Convention Center, Sioux Falls, SD
May 14th – Seasons After, Janus, Red, Lacuna Coil, Five Finger Death Punch, Drowning Pool, Seether & Three Days Grace – Husets Speedway, Brandon, SD
May 24th - Puddle Of Mudd with Adelitas Way & Downplay– Ramkota Convention Center, Aberdeen, SD
May 30th – The Unite & Fight Tour with Flyleaf, 10 Years & Fair To Midland – Ramkota Exibit Hall, Sioux Falls, SD
July 10th- Saliva with Shaman’s Harvest and others - Great Aberdeen Pigout, Aberdeen, SD
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